___ ways to annoy your band director

[CeNedra Wood]

any time we laughed while in class we got him annoyed..i dont know if that works or not. lol  

[Trinity_050]

~ always play a 1/2 step above what you are supposed to on sustainded notes
~play really loud during pp parts
~distract everyone in your section so you all miss your cues
~ (trumpets) make sure you always have your valves out (oiling them) during solos solis and any other important parts
~sing happy birthday to your band director in every public place during band trips (ie. eating, mall,)  

[csberry_27]

Hehe... our band director is young so he gets annoyed when we tell him that he looks like a student. Yeah, then we're not allowed to eat in our band room so we offer him food and if he eats it in there we tell start chiding him for eating in the band room! biggrin oh yeah  

[Kishoku Hokorashii]

The best way to annoy a band director is to talk during class. Out band can never shut up, so our band director gets so frustrated with us and we don't get a lot done. It's really annoying for me, being one of those people that don't talk.  

[shadowgirl59]

let's see...

keep missing all your notes...whack him/her with a trombone slide, pretending it was an accident, and always march out of step in marching season...yup, that's about all I can think of....  

[Jazztast!c]

I just thought of another good one.... Become a pen sniper, that is, fling pens at them from across the room. I've done this one. It gets a fairly good reaction.  

[Max_Silverlight]

I'd always add things to the end of the song...it would annoy one of my band directors, because the whole band would end like they should, and than I go on with some wierd crap I make up in that split second.  

[K U K U K U LOLZ]

Play the finger cymbles when he is not looking. I've done it. It's uber-funny.  

[Wilhem]

My brother was one of the main reasons my last band director quit... And thank God for that. Second-worst teacher I've ever had. He would do stuff like record the class so that he can prove how insulent the class is, and then he'd shut off the tape recorder so he could yell at us.

One of the funniest things my brother ever orchestrated (no pun intended) was based off of an old Bugs Bunny cartoon. The entire band would start exclaiming "Leopold! Leopold!" in hushed voices as he passed. I wish I could have been there.  

[ChiffaniChan]

look at him.  

[James Evans]

Talk about how guys who play the flute are gay or what video games are awesome or ask the BD where do babies come from(I need to try this one on monday)  

[Xara_Aiseki]

on band trips,when everyones on the bus,my sister likes to molest our band director's elbow.The first time she did it he was all like O________O.It was soooo funny lol Also,when you're on the bus keep saying "are we there yet?" untill the whole band joins in.me and a friend of mine did this once,I think it annoyed our director so much he wanted to jump out the window lol  

[Shunsuke Akagi]

Just get smart-arse snares with their drums and sticks and get them bored...they'll start playing as loudly and incorrectly as possible, which drives BD up the wall. xd Oh and never ask him for change for $20 or larger. whee xp 3nodding xd  

[House Lannister]

Get your mouthpiece stuck, and then in attempt to get it out yank on it, but lose your grip and crumple your bell. sweatdrop I've done it, but not on purpose...