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 Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:49 am
What is the difference between wise men and wise guy?
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:37 pm
If a lier tells you he is a lier, do you believe him?
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:23 pm
Someone set us up the bomb.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:33 am
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:55 pm
 After reading all of this, I am laughing so hard I can't even go Hmmmmmm! rofl
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:12 pm
this is one of my favorites that I have heard
If space is a vacumn who changes the bags?
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:03 pm
I Ceymore Ratz Can a hearse carrying A CORPSE DRIVE IN the carpool lane?
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:12 pm
Harbone Has anyone done the one about one shoe on the side of the road? You never seem to pass a pair of shoes on the side of the road, it's always just one single shoe. And how does this tie in with those guys I see in the laundry mat who have nothing but a load of 30-50 pairs of shoes? No other laundry, just shoes.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:14 am
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:18 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:26 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:04 pm
There's an asthma advert running just now. It says if you take your inhaler twice a week, you can use our drug instead..... once a day, and you still have to carry your inhaler around.
So, let me get this right.... you can take your inhaler twice a week, or, we can give you something to take every day, and you will probably still have to take your inhaler twice a week..... Where is the sense in that?
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:36 am
How do you grow seedless grapes?
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:00 am
 Now I know this isn't the original, but I saw one just like it. And I made it, because I couldn't find the original... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:16 pm
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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