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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:06 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:42 pm
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:18 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:55 pm
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Rellik San 13. Your fake fangs glow in the dark - Thats due to radiation poisoning. D: 12: Your white face comes in a tin with a picture of a clown on it. - Everyone knows clowns are evil 11: Black cape, Check! Top hat, Check! Acid-Mashed-Denim-Jeans???? What the hell is wrong with you?! - Okey even I don't have those. 10: Your cape is made of terry cloth and has the words Holiday Inn embroidered on it. - I don't have a cape. 9: No, you can't be a vampire and work at wal-mart! - Because vampires have office jobs. smile 8: For the last time, your mother's attic does not qualify as a "lair". - But the garage does. 7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous" - I AM THE HIGH LORD VOUKAGLHACK! 6: Whats wrong with this picture: Vlad the Jampaler, 520 Pleasent Valley Way? - Erm... no.. just no. -_- 5: Two words; black denim! Face it, your a goth. There's no since in trying to be macho. Just imbrace your inner sissy and move on. - Whats wrong with black denim? D: 4: Congradulations! You're the only vampire I know who drives a Honda! - Because real vampires drive ford transit vans so they can store weapons in it easily. 3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade. - Reincarnation. 2: You think Bauhaus is a home for dogs. Have you seen some of the people at a Bauhaus gig? 1: Right now you are mad as hell!!!! - Not really.
Lol, these comments are so funny.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:34 pm
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O Thank You VoLtaire....How about the "Top 13 Reasons You Know That Your Suicide Attempt Was No More Than A Pathetic Cry For HeLp" ?? (aLso by VoLtiare):
13: Dr.Kevorkian has stopped returning your calls.
12: Your suicide note ended with, "I really mean it this time!"
11: For the last time, Pop rocks and Coke is not a killing combination.
10: Your answering machine message went, "I'm all alone, I have no friends, I'm going to kill myself, Akasha, I'll be at The Limelight tonight, you better have my Flock of Seagulls Cd.
9: Your suicide weapon of choice was one of those plastice spoon/fork/spork- type utensils you get in KFC
8: "Dear Diary, who do you think will be most upset?...'till then, ta ta!"
7: "Hello, Vlad? can you meet me at my house at 8:07pm? The front door will be open and I'll probably be up in my room. Oh, by the way, do you know the number for the poison control centre?"
6: You start giving away your wordly possessions but you keep all of the good s**t.
5: Local paper headline: "Goth Jumps from Groundfloor Window"
4: To the best of my knowledge, you can't overdose on Flintstones vitamins.
3: The operators at the suicide prevention line have come to referring to you as their mascot, "Snivels."
2: Because you are a loser and you have no friends and you've never done anything right in your life including taking your own miserable, pathetic little life, not that you would be missed because I assure you that when you decided to kill yourself, it was the one and only time anyone showed any support or enthusiasm in you or your endeavours. Thank you, Goodnight!
1: You are the lead singer of Depeche Mode
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:07 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:52 pm
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Bruises_Contrusions O Thank You VoLtaire....How about the "Top 13 Reasons You Know That Your Suicide Attempt Was No More Than A Pathetic Cry For HeLp" ?? (aLso by VoLtiare): 13: Dr.Kevorkian has stopped returning your calls. 12: Your suicide note ended with, "I really mean it this time!"
11: For the last time, Pop rocks and Coke is not a killing combination. 10: Your answering machine message went, "I'm all alone, I have no friends, I'm going to kill myself, Akasha, I'll be at The Limelight tonight, you better have my Flock of Seagulls Cd. 9: Your suicide weapon of choice was one of those plastice spoon/fork/spork- type utensils you get in KFC8: "Dear Diary, who do you think will be most upset?...'till then, ta ta!" 7: "Hello, Vlad? can you meet me at my house at 8:07pm? The front door will be open and I'll probably be up in my room. Oh, by the way, do you know the number for the poison control centre?" 6: You start giving away your wordly possessions but you keep all of the good s**t. 5: Local paper headline: "Goth Jumps from Groundfloor Window"4: To the best of my knowledge, you can't overdose on Flintstones vitamins.3: The operators at the suicide prevention line have come to referring to you as their mascot, "Snivels." 2: Because you are a loser and you have no friends and you've never done anything right in your life including taking your own miserable, pathetic little life, not that you would be missed because I assure you that when you decided to kill yourself, it was the one and only time anyone showed any support or enthusiasm in you or your endeavours. Thank you, Goodnight! 1: You are the lead singer of Depeche Mode
The ones bolded really made me laugh.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:08 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:01 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:05 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:49 am
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:11 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:15 pm
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