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Yes! At least you know where it is. When I first came to my school, the girls were like "Oh, where's Denmark?" I almost went haywire. I sat there in History thinking "bunch of twats". At least now they know where it is....

I fell asleep during "revision" I've done so much and only fallen asleep at 5 in the morning. My roomates, I love them to pieces but frist, they spend their time nattering until 0:00 then, they go out. Finally, at 2:30 in the morning, I'm woken up and I don't go back to sleep until 5:30 in morning. The morning bell wrings at 7:15. It drives me crazy.
So I fell asleep and luckily, I wasn't doing any German oral.

tell me something. if you were in school and you said these kinds of things to a teacher or something, would they honestly get offended? mine wouldnt...i could call them a wanker and they would say, "what?" or laugh.

if someone called me a spoon, i'd think it was some good-natured kind of thing that didn't make sense on purpose.

maybe that's just because i'm an optimist.

i read through this whole thing, but my favorites were spoon, smeg, and 'inanimate object + curser'

I must admit that I don't know very many insults but my favourite is telling a teacher to shut their moosehole. It's hilarious but most of the time, I use my death stare and they get the picture. They get scared shitless too! mrgreen

biggrin Really now Owen! You could have a little more authority over them and show them exactly how to be grown up. Just give them a whack back! No words or breath wasted! xd They often get ******** once you slap 'em one! How are you?

Yes that's often the case. Any chance people like that get, they'll just say "oh I can't play games with you so you're racist!" It can get worse later "oh you're not letting me work for you so you're racist" It's ridiculous!!!! I feel like slapping them 40 times across the face everytime they say that sort of thing! I'll be back soon I gotta go for supper. 3nodding

What about 'bloody buggering bollocks'?