Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Gideon Starorzewski

Henry Dorsett Case

So last night I entered the astral plane, transformed to maximum, and opened the Death Gate to perform Lotus Inverse for an astral sparring match...

The next time you C&P something from my LJ, ask first. talk2hand

IT'S ONLY N UR LJ BC U R A PSIVAMP WHO STEELS ABILTYS! TRY TURNING OFF UR SHARINGAN 1CE N A WILE OR I WILL USE MAI BYAKUGAN ON U!

(Side note: It amazes me how people will post entire paragraphs of netspeak, but Heaven forbid they misspell the words that make them "special"...)

EDIT: LJ's for n00bs. All the cool pegans have Xanga.  

[Gideon Starorzewski]

Copy ninja represent, yo. Amusingly enough I've heard tell that there's actually some basis in reality for the hand seals they use in Naruto. No idea where to follow up on that, mind.  

[Kal Eldritch]

Gideon Starorzewski

Copy ninja represent, yo. Amusingly enough I've heard tell that there's actually some basis in reality for the hand seals they use in Naruto. No idea where to follow up on that, mind.

Traditionally, ninja hand seals (non-naruto based) came from a buddhist source...looking for cite now. From what I can tell, these hand signs were a part of a belief in spiritual and mental strength called Kuji-In. I'll have a little bit more on this a bit later.

EDIT: Ha ha! Found it cool ( http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fact/kuji_in.shtml )

Quote:

Kuji-in is the spiritual and mental strength the ninja possessed in the form of hand signs. These hand signs were believed to be able to channel energy. The hand signs were taken from the practices of the early Buddhists.

 

[Lord Sutekh]

"SHUT UP! or i'm gonna put a spell on you!"  

[TeaDidikai]

Seth_God

"SHUT UP! or i'm gonna put a spell on you!"

That's not the worse thing. It actually sounds very familiar... oh yeah. I just phrase it better.

"Cross me and I shall do so in kind" twisted  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

If your powers are so real, then why weren't you there last night to help me when I was destroying the Astral Projection of Nyarlathotep and banishing it from reappearing? I had to use all my power and all the power of the Planes!

Now how are they going to keep the Snakes off?  

[Kuroiban]

"I'm actually a vampire mage...the reason I go to high school and work at a taco bell? It's a clever ruse so the hunters don't get me."  

[saint dreya]

-i'm actually Cane's newest offspring. He turned me about 300 years or so ago.
-then why can't you break the skin when i tell you to bite me?  

[Ezinu]

"I DAMN YOU TO HELL!"  

[Pelta]

mouseyanna

"I DAMN YOU TO HELL!"

"But pegans dont beleef in Hell. Or Santa dontcha no."  

[Ezinu]

missmagpie

mouseyanna

"I DAMN YOU TO HELL!"

"But pegans dont beleef in Hell. Or Santa dontcha no."

thats a good one  

[Aesi]

missmagpie

mouseyanna

"I DAMN YOU TO HELL!"

"But pegans dont beleef in Hell. Or Santa dontcha no."

About a week ago, I finally got the "pegan8 me" joke from another PFRC thread. sweatdrop I only realized it when I happened on a webpage with "paginate" in the address.  

[Vertigo_Kiwi]

My animal guide is a marshmallow peep- a pink one- which totally means I'm full of love.  

[Kal Eldritch]

Vertigo_Kiwi

My animal guide is a marshmallow peep- a pink one- which totally means I'm full of love.

Suprisingly, I'd have more respect for you than if you had said wolf or raven.  

[Vertigo_Kiwi]

Sovereign of Darkness

Vertigo_Kiwi

My animal guide is a marshmallow peep- a pink one- which totally means I'm full of love.

Suprisingly, I'd have more respect for you than if you had said wolf or raven.

What can I say, I'm wearing my peeps t-shirt (yes... I actually have one) I was trying to think of something funny, looked down, and was like "Holy Wtfs... Peeps! Of course!"