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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:37 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:33 am
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Anardana
*********************************** Our local chavs have a unique way of "insulting" people. Aside form the standard. It appears to involve picking somthing glaringly obvious about their target and asking the target if they have this trait...bizarre.
In practise it looks somthing like this..
chav (to my 6"6 boyfriend) - "EHHHHHHHHHHHH ow tall r u??"
from their tone of voice this was clearly supposed to be a rhetorical question.
chav (to me) - "EEEHEEHHEHEH how much blak do u av???"
I could cry for them I really could.
rofl
Chavs are the biggest ******** alive!!!
rofl
The most bizarrely obvious thing they have pointed out to me used to be "Ginger lemon!" Oh, clever. Oh goodness, look at that...I'm 15 years old and I have never even noticed my hair was ginger. Hm. Ta for telling me. Oh, and lemon? Yeah. I'm a lesbian. Your point being?
Chav: "Your a lemon, and that's just gross!"
Me: "And how is it gross?"
Male chav: "coz it's two girls kissing and it's jus no right"
Me: "I thought straight guys went for that thing? stare "
Male chav: "Aye, it's hawt, but it isnae when it's real with real lesbians..."
Me: *thinking* Hrm...straight, huh? I heard you in registration talking about watching porn with guys ******** girls up the a**..hrm...REAL straight...
Female chav: "Ano, that's sick, eh? Oh, and your a goff too! (yeah, that's how the pronounce it)"
Me: "Again, your point being? stare "
Female chav: "It's just weird. I bet you, like, live in graves and graveyards and aw that! And you kill yourself an' aw that...it's stupid!"
Me: *thinking*....from what you have just demonstrated, are you seriosuly considering that I am the one who is stupid?
Female chav: "And ye hink your aw hawt an awfin, but yer no!"
Me: *thinking* Just because your a fugly slut who has a s**t-for-brains boyfriend......>__<;;
Female chav: "Yir jist jealous o me! Ha ha ha ha! [insert creepy, insanely stupid laugh here]"
Me: *punch*
Ever since that incident, I've not had any hassle, or at least not as much as I used to get....
xD
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:35 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:42 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:05 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:01 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:14 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:52 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:43 pm
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popxpopxkittyxfcuk well im a really witty person... but it my wittyness isnt around when i want it to be.. so stupid insults are normally comebacks from me...... im just casually walking around the mall with my friend(also gothic~and we have the jingle bells thing going on with our tripp pants^.^) dude:*whispers to friend*omg that girl is GOTHIC!!!!(like no one could hear him) me:yOur mOthEr is gOthIC! yea thats almost my only comeback. that and when people stare at me for long periods of time,whether theyre old people,highschoolers,toddlers or like middle schoolers its: me:yOur jUst ~jealous~! razz would someone like to donate comebacks..... stare
I wouldn't mind. You need some. rofl Note that some things you aren't supposed to comment on.
Dude: Why are you gothic? You: Because if I was you, I'd be stupid, ugly, fat, illiterate, and a complete crap head. So go drag your knuckles somewhere else, stupid.
Or...
Dude: Why don't you go to hell, demon? Me: because your mom is so fat, she takes up hell with her fat butt.
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:49 pm
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Nevira Shadowfire Last year, May 18th. My friends and I were going to the midnight premiere of Star Wars Ep. III, and we'd go to the theater right after school to get a good place in line, so we wore our costumes to school that day. (I was wearing my Sith robes, James his stormtrooper armor, Darien his Han Solo outfit, and Trinity her Amidala dress) At lunch James volunteered to take us to Jason's Deli, and when we walked out into the parking lot, I felt something whiz past my ear and slap on the ground before me. It was a piece of pizza! We turned around and saw a bunch of jocks, laughing at us and throwing food at us. One of them said, "Hey look, it's a bunch of Trekkies!" Jocks calling Star Wars fans Trekkies. That was unforgivable. I stepped forward and brandished my lightsaber. Another jock said, "Hey, Trekkie, why don't you get Scotty to beam you up?" and threw a bottle of Coke at me. I batted it right back at him with my lightsaber! xd It landed at their feet and exploded, getting soda all over their shoes and jeans. twisted They howled in rage, and I said in my best Darth Vader voice, "Your powers are weak, old man!" and we left. They never bothered us again. rofl
OMFG!!! U TEH PWND THEM!!! U R TEH 1337 HAXXORZ!!!! That was awesome!!! rofl
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:46 pm
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Well, first I'd have to explain the full situation.
I'm Goth, yes, but I usually wear grunge-esque Goth clothing, like ******** up Converse, JNCOs, and baggy-ish black shirts. NOT slutty in any way, shape, or form.
The 3 other girls I was with dress as follows:
A punkish hippie that hardly ever shows an inch of flesh.
A girl that dressed completely plain and has never even been kissed.
And a self-proclaimed nerd who looks like an Eskimo and is also completely plain.
Well, there was this stupid emo kid that was a total a*****e, and I flipped out on him for eavesdropping on our conversation and making a bunch of dumbass, snide remarks.
So he called us a bunch of "Gothic whores." For the rest of the schoolyear, we used it as an inside joke. The emo left the school.
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:21 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:34 pm
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Usually I get compliments on my attire. Granted, I usually don't go full-out like some people. For me it's usually a trench, steel toe boots, spiked choker, two spiked braclets on my left arm, and a chain braclet on my right. Black everything else.
Anyways, the best ones, insults and compliments, are always from kids. I've had a few kids, with their moms right behind them tell me that they liked my necklace. And I'm talking, like, five here.
Funny one though was a little girl who pointed at me, turned to her mom, and said "What's wrong with him mommy?" The mom flushed and hurried her kid away.
As far as actual insults, freak is the most common when I'm just walking around.
The best response to "Freak" or "Goth" when used as in insult though is to just nod your head and cheerfully say "Yup." They'll stare at you, their underdeveloped minds able to comprehend what just happened. They'll look embarassed, possibly reitterate their statment, and walk away embarassed.
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