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[Dark_Asian_Prince]

spesho eevee

can there be another DJ in the house? xd

yes until i say theres enough  

[spesho eevee]

w01fd3m0n

spesho eevee

can there be another DJ in the house? xd

yes until i say theres enough

xd thanXxxX!!!  

[darkness elemental]

there's a preist in the middle of a forrest.

preist:hello fater? are you there?
god:i am always
preist:always you say..so what,a million years is like an hour to you?
god:it is as a second
preist:i hear you're pretty rich.
god:i am all that is
preist:so a million dollars is like a thousand to you?
god:it is as a cent..
preist:so can i have a million dollars?
god:sure thing.....just give me a sec....  

[[..Midnight..]]

wind elemental

there's a preist in the middle of a forrest.

preist:hello fater? are you there?
god:i am always
preist:always you say..so what,a million years is like an hour to you?
god:it is as a second
preist:i hear you're pretty rich.
god:i am all that is
preist:so a million dollars is like a thousand to you?
god:it is as a cent..
preist:so can i have a million dollars?
god:sure thing.....just give me a sec....

lol...he tricked god  

[Tahimek]

*Sits down*
Can I have a bloody mary please?  

[Jazuza]

one bloody mary coming up!
*makes, shakes and pours* there you go! ^^  

[Tahimek]

Jazuza

one bloody mary coming up!
*makes, shakes and pours* there you go! ^^

Thanks heart .
*sips and stirs celery stalk*  

[Jinshi Yu]

jjl3p

wind elemental

there's a preist in the middle of a forrest.

preist:hello fater? are you there?
god:i am always
preist:always you say..so what,a million years is like an hour to you?
god:it is as a second
preist:i hear you're pretty rich.
god:i am all that is
preist:so a million dollars is like a thousand to you?
god:it is as a cent..
preist:so can i have a million dollars?
god:sure thing.....just give me a sec....

lol...he tricked god

Actually God tricked the priest. Because a second to god is a million years for the priest. ^^ I've heard this one before.. from a friend's profile. Pretty funny.

My aunt sent this one, it's long sweatdrop Forgive me: biggrin

Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
Bush: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Bush: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?  

[Dark_Asian_Prince]

lonniedi

jjl3p

wind elemental

there's a preist in the middle of a forrest.

preist:hello fater? are you there?
god:i am always
preist:always you say..so what,a million years is like an hour to you?
god:it is as a second
preist:i hear you're pretty rich.
god:i am all that is
preist:so a million dollars is like a thousand to you?
god:it is as a cent..
preist:so can i have a million dollars?
god:sure thing.....just give me a sec....

lol...he tricked god

Actually God tricked the priest. Because a second to god is a million years for the priest. ^^ I've heard this one before.. from a friend's profile. Pretty funny.

My aunt sent this one, it's long sweatdrop Forgive me: biggrin

Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
Bush: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Bush: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?

xp lol that is so funny i laughed my a** off.  

[NittleGrasper`]

those are funny jokes! heart xd keep the jokes coming! *puts on name tag and goes behind counter* oh here's one my friend told me:

*kid has finished playing a bloody violent videogame*
voice: Kill....kill....KKKIIIILLLLL!!!!
kid:huh?!?!? Satan...is that you?
voice: No... *slight pause* IT'S ME! MARIO!

xd sry if it was corny but when my friend told me it made me laugh so hard. lol.  

[Aoisakura]

LOL! so funneh!! razz keep 'em coming1 hehe, and i'll post when i find some.  

[Jinshi Yu]

NittleGrasper^-^

those are funny jokes! heart xd keep the jokes coming! *puts on name tag and goes behind counter* oh here's one my friend told me:

*kid has finished playing a bloody violent videogame*
voice: Kill....kill....KKKIIIILLLLL!!!!
kid:huh?!?!? Satan...is that you?
voice: No... *slight pause* IT'S ME! MARIO!

xd sry if it was corny but when my friend told me it made me laugh so hard. lol.

xd No, that was a good one. crying I don't have any more jokes at the moment.  

[NittleGrasper`]

lonniedi

NittleGrasper^-^

those are funny jokes! heart xd keep the jokes coming! *puts on name tag and goes behind counter* oh here's one my friend told me:

*kid has finished playing a bloody violent videogame*
voice: Kill....kill....KKKIIIILLLLL!!!!
kid:huh?!?!? Satan...is that you?
voice: No... *slight pause* IT'S ME! MARIO!

xd sry if it was corny but when my friend told me it made me laugh so hard. lol.

xd No, that was a good one. crying I don't have any more jokes at the moment.

yay! i'm funny! xp *makes self a mai tai* yum... *puts little umbrella in drink*  

[Tahimek]

These jokes were a riot. whee  

[[..Midnight..]]

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