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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:29 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:57 pm
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WARNING: TRAGIC TAIL BELOW!!
crying "Once upon a time, a brilliant, beautiful, woman who had absolutely no flaw-" rofl "Yeah right!" scream "Shut up, Ricky!!" *clears throat* "Any ways, this woman had a dream, a beautiful dream. OF COUNTRY DOMINATION!!! Now not world domination, no! Who wants to deal with that head ache? I mean really. 'help our village is starving,' 'save us, a dragon destroyed our town,' 'he stole my cow!' It's never ending! So this brilliant girl decided to only dominate Australia. Every thing that walks, crawls, slithers, flutters, flaps, stings, or buzzes is a walking death trap. What more could a girl want?!" neutral "Uh...life?" scream "Can it Ricky" 3nodding "Anty who...It was all going according to plan... cry until that stupid no good, lily livered, backstabbing, flame coughing, son of a Trojan whor-" eek "Jade!" evil "What? It's true. He stole my plans and dominated Australia for himself! stare "I thought we were talking about some 'brilliant, beautiful woman'" stressed "And just what are you saying?!" gonk "Nothing! Not a thing!" sad "Anyways, he stole MY PLANS!!" surprised "No" scream "Yes!! And that's why, with the money you donate to my cause, not only will Australia be in better hands, but... cool twisted I can buy an AK 47 and blow his $@*#&%! head off! After I of course -CENSORED FOR EXTREME VIOLENT AND GORY PLANS OF TORTURE-CENSORED FOR EXTREME VIOLENT AND GORY PLANS OF TORTURE-CENSORED FOR EXTREME VIOLENT AND GORY PLANS OF TORTURE-CENSORED FOR EXTREME VIOLENT AND GORY PLANS OF TORTURE- ... ... ... eek "Jade...You need help..." blaugh "And that's why I need the money the mostest out of all and everybody!"
*please note that Ricky is an innocent bystander kidnapped for the ransom of this prize. The police can not figure out why she kidnapped someone who is a complete stranger to you and then did not demand said ransom, but it is a likely hood that she may feed Ricky to the two headed ferocious fuzz bunny which lives in her closet.
Think of the boy!
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:21 pm
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I may not look like it, but I am a gaian hobo. Search the streets for food that I can eat, one day I confused chocolate with, well you know. Other times when I could not find bread crumbs, I had to eat off of the under side of Liam's athlete shoe. My clothes are all knock-offs or, rarely, gifts from kindly people. People pull me off of the street asking me if I have anorexia, causing me to cry and run away in a hysterical fit. I want to be beautiful. Who said you don't need money to by happiness has never lived in my, old and holey, shoes. When I do get donations before, most of the stores kick me out thinking I will steal under their noses. How Cruel! So I would go to the marketplace, but everything there sells for more then they bought it for, what kind of yard sale is that! So please if you would, kind sir, will you spare me a small piece of gold?
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:08 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:23 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:00 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:00 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:49 pm
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