Boxed In! Command Powered Adventure!

[Encarton]

Emo

Jump out of boat

You prepare to jump over the edge of the boat when another thought strikes you.

Tilly

Imagine yourself a ground

You quickly focus on imagining a ground... after a few minutes with your eyes squeezed shut you see... nothing has changed. Hmm....

Headhunter

Wake Up Already

You would do that... but it would probably take a shocking action to wake yourself up... like jumping out and falling! Wow!

Emo

Nom on the boat

You start to chew on one of the boxes flaps. DELICIOUS!
Oh wait... this is stupid... you need to jump O:
Stop getting so distracted!
... you nibble on the box just a little more.  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains

.+
Jump! :'D
+.

And I'll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins

 

[Ayersi]

Scream!

 

[Encarton]

Aaron

Jump!

Feuer

Scream!

You jump! You scream! You practically flip out!
In your sudden burst of excitement you jump overboard!
Oh sh--- BAM!

You suddenly wake up back in the box.
It seemed there was a ground after all... it was just white like the sky so you couldn't tell it apart.
Well great. Now your back in the real world... in the box... Perhaps if you pushed hard enough on the top...  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains

.+
HADOKEN the top! :'D
+.

And I'll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins

 

[TillxGone]

Slow it down
Make it stop
Or else my heart is going to pop

{Pop open the box lid. :3}

'Cause it's too much
Yeah, it's a lot
To be something I'm not

 

[Encarton]

Emo

HADOKEN the top! :'D

You attempt to... no wait this is reality! Your just an ordinary Citizen class!
You can't do it.

Tilly

Pop open the box lid :3

You do so! You push up on the box lid and... it resists! Feels like something is weighing it down.
However after you stop you hear a small thud outside your box.
Perhaps you should try again?  

[TillxGone]

Slow it down
Make it stop
Or else my heart is going to pop

{Kick open the lid and shout out 'Wha-POW!'}

'Cause it's too much
Yeah, it's a lot
To be something I'm not

 

[Encarton]

Tilly

Kick open the lid and shout out 'Wha-POW!'

'Wha-POW!' That lid is totally open! You showed it who was boss! Yeah!
You can now see out of the top of your box, above you is a roof. Its still shady though.  

[TillxGone]

☁Raindrops keep fallin' on my head☂
☁And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed☂

Sit in the box. Don't close the lid of the box. Don't get out of the box. Just sit there and stare at the ceiling.☂

☁Nothin' seems to fit☂
☁Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'☂

 

[Ayersi]

Try to hibernate o:

 

[TillxGone]

☁Raindrops keep fallin' on my head☂
☁And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed☂

Do the time warp!
Pelvic thrust. :]☂

☁Nothin' seems to fit☂
☁Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'☂

 

[Winterbloo]

Take a nap in the box. =w=  

[Encarton]

TillxGone

☁Raindrops keep fallin' on my head☂
☁And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed☂

Sit in the box. Don't close the lid of the box. Don't get out of the box. Just sit there and stare at the ceiling.☂

☁Nothin' seems to fit☂
☁Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'☂

You have a good laugh and stay in your box staring up into the room and at the ceiling. At first it all seems to be a very good joke, but eventually you realize that you are the joke and the room is the punchline! In a desperate bid to rid yourself of your cruel fate, you slowly ignore the existence of the room and ceiling, until you are comforted by the sweet embrace of your BOX OF INFINITE IMPOSSIBILITY. There is no room, box, or ceiling. You begin to contemplate on whether you truly exist, or whether existence is relevant for that matter. In all of your delusions, you appear to have eaten all DELICIOUS MARSHMALLOWS that were somehow in your inventory, along with your LEFT ARM. It has been so long since your initial escape that your back becomes stiff and you feel the cruel pains of old age. Your family is probably dead, you're not really sure. You realized you must be trapped... never to escape.
((Borrowed from Beard / Zero adventure on MS paint adventure forums with edits for mine story))

((yes the commands you all suggest are now void, new command time!))  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

OMG. So that means he was in a coffin!

:0

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!