Twist of Fortune

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

Then you find out she is of a race that kills the male once mating is over.

A good friend from high school calls me up...  

[Scy Lancer]

To tell you that they have ten seconds to live and that...
((Ok that was kinda grim))

I find out why red heads are crazy  

[HimeAndi]

Then you remember that you are yourself a redhead, making you crazy too.

I ran into Mr. Right at the store, and he lives across the street!...  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And his crazy stalker ex-girlfriend lives two doors down from you.

I finally have all the time and all the ingredients to make my favourite treat...  

[Scy Lancer]

Then somehow you developed an allergy to one of the ingredients.

I finally figure out what the hell the Tube Snake Boogie is... actually I want to know that is.  

[-l-bye-l-]

...but then you forgot to tie your shoes, only to trip over them and land face down on the dance floor.



I took a road trip to Mexico...  

[Venomous Ghost]

.... and caught a serious case of the Swine Flue; life sucks as you realize you can't get back into the States!!!


I inherit a fortune from my dying grandfather....

:3~  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

But you have to blow it all in 30 days and can't have anything to your name after that.

I actually have a nice dinner with my in-laws...  

[Venomous Ghost]

.... and over dessert, they inform you that they're moving in for a few months while their house is being renovated! gonk


My uncle takes me for a ride in his plane....


:3~  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

but then the airplane starts to have engine trouble and your uncle lands it safely down. <--I couldn't crash you...Didn't have the heart to do it!



I make me a new pot of coffee...  

[Venomous Ghost]

... but can't figure out why you're still so sleepy.... wait.. is that.. DECAF?!? gonk


I send a birthday card to the one I love....


:3~  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

but the address was written wrong and she never got it.



I decided to go out to the bar and get s**t faced....LOL!  

[Venomous Ghost]

.... but as you arrive in the parking lot, you realize that's not going to happen, since the bar is engulfed in flames & firefighters are spraying the crap out of it! mrgreen



I get to spend the whole day with my best friend....


:3~  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And his spoiled rotten kid.

My in-laws announce plans to move out of town...  

[B Heather M]

But you are blackmailed into moving with them.

I win a posting contest...