*** IF I'M ***...THEN YOU'RE...***

[Suku Senpai]

If I'm the godzilla head that eats everything then your a fat horse turd that oozes crap juice every two seconds.  

[Bronze Ibis]

If I'm 'a fat horse turd that oozes crap juice every two seconds' then ou're crap juice'  

[ChibiXOtaku-L]

If I'm crap juice then you're a toad munching catepillar who sleeps in slime  

[Dr Sciurus]

well if im "a toad munching catepillar who sleeps in slime" then your "the poor unlicky bird that will eat me"!  

[The Delirium Trigger]

If I'm the poor unlucky bird that will eat you then you're just s**t outta luck.  

[Dr Sciurus]

well if im >just s**t outta luck< then your a  

[PrincessAngelicGoddes]

If I'm a cursed leprechaun with TOO MUCH luck then your the person who is forced to support a couple which is you and a piece of poop.  

[Dr Sciurus]

well if im....huh? "the person who is forced to support a couple which is you and a piece of poop." then your...a flaming bottle of zombie gutts......*shrugs*  

[ChibiXOtaku-L]

If I'm a flaming bottle of zombies then you're a frozen case of vampire/werewolf babies! pirate  

[Dr Sciurus]

eeeeew well if im :a frozen case of vampire/werewolf babies: then your :the rusty broken down oozing freezer that holds me  

[Magikal Maiden]

If im :the rusty broken down oozing freezer that holds you: then your :a perverted rapist who lives inside a box: *shrugs*  

[x M a y u m i]

If Im a "a perverted rapist who lives inside a box" then ur a f*****g s**t that eates yourself!  

[Gold Marra]

If I'm 'a f*****g s**t that eates yourself!' Then your a 'boob!'  

[urusai01]

If I'm a boob then you're an emaciated hobo who lives off of slug goop.