Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

[Therinert]

i couldn't find my pant [-hhhhmmmm where are those dang pants? confused ]  

[avalonsThief]

I found out that Old yeller' got shot because of rabies! I was very depressed once I learned the truth on how he died.  

[Beauty of Mules]

I must go to the Town Hall today, there's an event I won't miss!  

[sehiko_sujiro]

god appeared before me and said* you would be the next noah you dont need to go to school anymore. smile  

[Therinert]

i hosted a dance party  

[avalonsThief]

I fell up the stairs and couldn't get out my window. My house turned strangly pink polka dotted aswell...  

[Misty Marina]

I forgot where it was? confused sweatdrop

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[avalonsThief]

The world turned upside down when my feet were in the air... I now have barophobia D<  

[Misty Marina]

I have a toofache?

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[avalonsThief]

I learned about a new anime, which I am now obsessed with.  

[_Chi_Chan_94_]

my dog was wearing my clothing and peed all over my house -_-'  

[Therinert]

i really can't remember why i left neko heaven and didn't come back for a while sweatdrop  

[avalonsThief]

I was sleepin' with my nappy time song!  

[Therinert]

i was watching teletubbies in the new acclaimed series: CANNABALISM!!  

[sehiko_sujiro]

the principal doesnt like me in school