How is the poster above going to die?

[hypokrisis]

*lucky.EXE detected as a threat*

you sneeze too hard and blow out your puny brain along with your snot and die

*lucky.EXE quarantined*

 

[Dr Sciurus]

hehehe ok...you will one day be hanging out and playing on your computer as normal when one day because of your file name an antivirus program will set his sights on you and completely erase you from existance mrgreen  

[AAX8]

hey , its u again. youre the guy from that other game. if im***** then youre *****. remember?? u remember. good job with that last one. but anyway, youre red moon will puff up ,and up, and up,and up , till it explodes and molten lava from the core will desintagrate youre face till youre skull falls to ashes wich my dog pees on.  

[The Delirium Trigger]

You're going to have bestial sex with a horse then rupture your a**s causing you to get an infection and die a horrible puss-filled death.  

[AAX8]

u dont give up, do u?? well u will die wen mutant donkeys attack u steping on and crushing youre skull, and youre brain will crawl away.....BEFORE IT BLOWS!!!  

[Dr Sciurus]

ouch that mustve hurt....well one day after living in a world that you do of mono colors you will start going insane. youll think that your turning into liquid oils and milk and such then when the nurse comes into your room at the asylum to check on you she finds you mangled ripped and bloody halfway through a crude hole in the wall dead. n_n and yes i remember  

[AAX8]

i bet it did hurt.
u will be watching t.v and then it blows up. u try to fix it, but u get elecrocuted so much u get blown up into space , were u slowly suffocar=te and then youre head implodes. xd oh, and my brother has an avi , and he wants to know how to invite someone on the giuld , so, since this is neko hell , can anyone of u scum sucking slime balls help??  

[Dr Sciurus]

ouch....well then....
some one you know and love dearly will be getting into a random fight with there mate at your house. you will be trying to break the fight up with no success. one will throw the tv at the other who will duck. the tv instead will hit you head right through the screen. the cathode ray tube will be smashed and imploded and electrocuted too. neither of the other 2 will notice. they will still be trying to kill eachother and throwing things at you even after your dead sorry if maybe i coppied alittle  

[AAX8]

well u are falling back down to earth after youre electrocution. u catch on fire in the atmosphere. u crash down head straight on a boulder, but u dont have a head anymore , so u just shatter into a million peices mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen  

[kokushibyou-_0]

you go to pick you nose when you forget that you have a those claws on and give yourself a frontal lobotomy. Then with no since of what you are doing you push further until you kill yourself.  

[Dr Sciurus]

you will be coldly gunned down in a deserted street corner by a group from the local mofia after they mistake you from appearance to be a detective that locked a way a majority of there boys.  

[kokushibyou-_0]

You will be hunted down by a satellite with a military space laser and be incinerated by its blast in front of a group of your closest people and they all will have heart attacks and die from shock. When they investigate the deaths they blame you for their deaths and say you are still on the run.  

[AAX8]

u will be busy laughing at his misery that u swallow a poisanous fly. it then flies down to youre heart and bites it. youre heart then swells and then blows!! it blows youre head all the way to youre moms house. wen she relizes youre dead, she will through a party  

[Dr Sciurus]

oh wow. mrgreen both of those were funny. sorry if insult but they were sweatdrop
ok....you will be training one day practice fighting with a close frend. youll go to slice them with your claw tool both of you getting too into the fight and your frend treating you like an actual real enemy will block your attack taking your arm and turning it back on you right in the head over your eyes. youll fall back surprised wondering why he did that then accidentally fall on your little volt 2 frends who will shock the hell out of you with different charges making you a magnet and the claws flying into you again after you fry your lizard thing will get hungered by the smell and eat your remains like fired chicken mrgreen