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 Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:28 pm
Granted...but you find out that he's actually a she.
I wish I never got sick.
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:21 am
Granted, however you will spend the rest of your life in bubble.
I wish I the economy was back like it was before.
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:33 am
Granted, but you find out that it's not any better than where we are at right now.
I wish I didn't have to shovel all the snow that fell here yesterday.
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:20 pm
Granted but now you have to pay a neighbor kid 300 dollars for doing it for you and he did a horrible job so you end up having to shovel it all agian.
I wish my cats didn't puke on the furniture.
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:57 pm
Granted. They puke in your shoes instead.
I wish my girlfriend would be on more.
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:21 am
Granted, but now she is so focused on everything she can do online she has no time to spend with you
I wish for snow on christmas
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:57 pm
Granted weathermen across the continent report record snowfall of 20 feet on Christmas day, and it doesn't melt until June.
I wish Christmas candy wasn't fattening
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:08 am
Granted, however every other holiday doesn't offer the same fat free candy.
I wish I had a comfy blanket.
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:08 pm
Granted you get the worlds comfiest blanket so comfortable in fact that it lulls your into and endless winter sleep.
I wish for peace on earth & goodwill to all men.......AND COOKIES!
mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:55 pm
Granted, the men a good will are made of cookies which eat each a "peace" of the earth.
I wish can drink without getting drunk.
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:30 pm
Granted you now may drink keg after keg without feeling the slightest effect, unfortunately this also means you have no idea about the alcohol poisoning until you simply drop into a coma then death.
I wish I had tickets to the Nickleback concert crying
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:06 am
granted!! its just a shame that their tour bus blew a tyre and they cancelled the show refunding all tickets =(
i wish xmas shoppers didnt wait until the last minute making it impossible to find a park in town the week before xmas grr
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:04 am
granted, but now retailer who have anticipated the Christmas rush now have to close their doors and go out of business. And next Christmas, you have even a harder time finding the perfect gifts.
I wish that I am able to hold onto my Year Years resolutions smile
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:46 am
Granted, but you feel compelled to all of you New Years resolutions at once and all on New Year's day.
I wish I could crack my foot, it's sore.
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