oh, geez.

[Encarton]

*flips back to infomercials*
Hmm I wonder where Mei's infomercial is O:
Sounds good....  

[TillxGone]

[Survivorman > Man vs. Wild. ]  

[Encarton]

Yes indeed, and that's what it is called! Man vs. Wild.
Survivorman does all his stuff alone and for reals yo~ x3
Man vs. Wild... he chills in a hotel and has a camera crew and stuff...  

[TillxGone]

[Les is Hardcore! ]  

[Encarton]

Yeah! And putting his life at risk every time he does it~

*charts a helicopter to drop me off in the wild with some TV Camera's a back pack full of a few basic things, and an emergency beacon*

Yeah! I can do this!
You shall next see me on TV! I hope... and not on the News Channel >>
Just gotta make final preparations...  

[RoyalRenegade]

Final Preparations!
Is there anything I could do to help?  

[Encarton]

Sure your going to be heading into the wild pretending to be me and try to survivor for 3 days then make it back to civilization. If there is a life threatening emergency just use the beacon and they'll come to find you.

Alright? There preparations complete!
Your helicopter is waiting for you Renegade biggrin  

[RoyalRenegade]

What?  

[Encarton]

*pushes renegade into the helicopter and watches it fly off*

*waves*
Thanks a lot buddy!
Hope you make it out fine!

*turns on live feed from cameras in helicopter*
*radios to helicopter*
Make sure you get it all on tape!  

[RoyalRenegade]

*shudders*
._.  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

I wouldn't want to be in Renegade's shoes right now...

Wait. Are those new shoes? xD

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[TillxGone]

[D:
You coward, E! ]  

[Encarton]

No its simply delegating biggrin

I shall totally be ready for the world of politics!  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

Public revolt! *people with torches and pitchforks outside Encarton's house*

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Encarton]

*Silences them all with free military repression*

Just like a good politician in a very high position should do when his power is challenged O:

I bet you that's what the President would do if there were many many rioters outside his house. After all they become threats to the national security and must be dealt with.

Note: No civilians were harmed by the use of the military to force them away~

Now... where was I?
*starts writing a Bill declaring how it there shall now be casual Friday through out the country*