[Game] Sweet Little Lies

[For-Chan Cookie]

Lady Gyrfalcon is secretly a secret agent gerbil named Agent VonRodentia.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

For-Chan steals all her clothing from her friends, rifling through the contents of their wardrobes to find something fitting to her discerning taste, before leaping out the window without a soul having noticed. Sometimes even if they're sleeping in the very same room!  

[Commodore Cookie]

Lady Gyrfalcon is really a 58 year old man who's here in hopes of picking up a 13 year old fangirl to be his internet girlfriend.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Commodore Cookie is in a romantic relationship with the Pillsbury Doughboy!  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

For-Chan Cookie is a living cookie! And she has a serious phobia of giant ants that causes her to never be able to leave her room, which is protected by 14 different insect repellants.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

EvFaerAshlynn is a world famous art thief. She's the one that steals art from little kids off their parents' refrigerators. She has the world's largest collection of finger paintings!  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

For-Chan is a unicorn posing as an alien posing as an innocent maiden, but in truth, she's actually the gaffer from the set of Seinfeld, set out to destroy the world.

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Synful Nocturne]

Saffron is secretly a criminal on the run from the FBI, CIA, and NASA for hiding homicidal aliens in her basement, for which they pay her in rocks, entrails, and meaningless bits of string.  

[CoyoteXendo]

Synful Nocturn is actually the evil twin of Pious Day and has him locked away in his basement eek  

[blinktjp]

Achanceforgrace is Godzillas sister and their next plan of attack is to take over the world using Hair gel and tooth picks O.o  

[CoyoteXendo]

blinktip is a kajillionair and owns the moon  

[Synful Nocturne]

How did you know my secret?! Now I gotta go move him...

Anyway. Grace is secretly the gecko that sells cars, except the gecko is, in reality, a blue giraffe with pink polka dots.  

[blinktjp]

Shhhhh your not suppose to tell anyone >.> <.< lol

And Synful is immortal and has dominated the world since the Ice ages...she even made the meteor hit the earth killing all the dinosaurs O.O  

[CoyoteXendo]

how rude for the dinosaurs...

anyway, blinktip's ghost tiger is actually her great-great-grandmother in spirit guardian form who watches over her  

[Synful Nocturne]

Then stop guessing my secrets! No one is supposed to know I'm only pretending to let other people run the world! I mean, um...

Grace is a skeletal entity that rules Mars from the center of Neptune while commanding the winged pigs of Europa.