[SATIRE] 10 reasons why GAY MARRIAGE is wrong!

[batwings from hell]

Lol this made me laugh a little. Shrimp is my favorite food and its a sin?!?!?! Oh noes eek hehe I'll still eat it though whee  

[Strawberry Poizen]

pffffff wow XP  

[YotaLife93]

LAWL
I laughed so much reading this. I'm so going to put it on my myspace!

Take this, you buggering pansies!!! XP  

[Captain tohru honda]

there is a long john silvers and a red lobster here in america...and number 7 is just dumb...so is nine and everything else..im sorry but i think they should marry.  

[xXsomniumXx]

This was great the humor was light while still pointing how idiotic this all is  

[iKaede Fuyou]

haha~ Oh that was lovely. heart
I lol'd. xD
Stupid America..
Yes.. I'm sadly an American. =_=

 

[rbbibunny]

Okay for the most part... I don't agree with any of it except for the pet part....
that would be highly creepy and unrealistic to marry your pet.
Also there are a lot of people out there like that
Anyway gays should get married and not treated like freaks of nature.
Just like how cats hunt and pigs.....eat? Okay that was a bad one I agree.
Anyway the bible also says one thing but agrees with the opposite of what it says.
Also its a branch of off Jewdism so in the end, either way the bible isn't always correct.

Anyway Fish? Long John Silvers? Okay that is funny.....

 

[Leah_Clearwater]

hahah thats awesome!
i love the one about straight parents raising straight kids...
smile )  

[iTammie-chan]

Number seven is wrong. Straight parents can raise a gay child... I know it's true. No, I'm not homosexual, but I have a friend who is, and his parents are perfectly straight...  

[blackfox7]

I loved it heart because it´s so true! People obviously don´t think in what they´re saying when they open they´re mouth! In christmas eve me and my family were eating the dinner as we usually do and I don´t remember why but we started to talk about gays and human rights (I think it was because something in the news) and my father and my uncle started to say that they aren´t like us (heterosexual) and that gays aren´t "natural"! You know what my cousin said? "Medicines aren´t natural too!" Ahah, take that!  

[Eduard-kun]

Hahahahahaha I loved no. 11 XD  

[Talon StarDrifter]

The following is something funny I read a while back, and thought it would make a nice addition here:

Quote:

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

 

[Lenre Li]

That's hilarious! xd Going to link that now in the first post~  

[Talon StarDrifter]

I know right?! Haha, it's pretty great. Thanks, and I wish I could take credit, but sadly, I can't. sweatdrop