stupid question stupid answer!

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

Tressman!

Why am I a wolf with a hoodie and book?  

[rya12344]

cheeze
can i have a dollar?  

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

No,I have too much money.


Why did I put this here emo ?  

[rya12344]

because monkeys are starting a union
when does pikachu evolve?  

[Kouenki]

When you feed it after midnight.

Why are tomatoes fruit?  

[rya12344]

because it didnt get accepted as a monkey ninja cyborg
are shiny pokemon made from head cheese?  

[Kouenki]

No, they're made of shinyness, duh.

Why don't rainbows have black in them?  

[PrismScepter]

In the dark world they do.^-^

Why is it that raichu is faster then pikachu, but can't learn any speed based attacks?  

[Metal Malicious]

because you touch yourself at night

what happens if you get scared half to death twice??  

[The Only Fox Prince]

You get a sausage.

Why is the Earth called the Earth?  

[Kouenki]

Because it was named by Raptor Jesus.

Why is it fun to set things on fire?  

[Metal Malicious]

because pickles cant sing

how come people like green grapes but not the red ones?  

[rya12344]

because the red ones are fake
....is k a number?  

[Kouenki]

Only if I is.

Where have all the cowboys gone?  

[Zapatorf]

To their home on the range.
Why doesn't Link wear pants?