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 Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:27 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:11 pm
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Ska_Freak So I look scruffy as hell today, no tie, didn't shave, didn't brush my hair, and I didn't sleep much last night. So I'm all zombie lookin'. Co-Worker: Dude, what's going on with you. You've been looking all haggered for a while now. I'm starting to think you're depressed or something. Me: No, I'm fine. Co-Worker: You don't look fine. Me: I started a fight club. Co-Worker: Why can't you take anything serious? Me: Fight club is very serious. Co-Worker: Whatever man. Just don't flip out when your demons finally catch up to you. Me: My demons and I are closer than ever. LMAO
Now thats some good s**t!
Ok now whats wrong with you why you puking and looking all tore up at work? confused |
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:36 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:14 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:38 pm
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Ska_Freak Dear Mrs. [last name], I'm sending this note home with [nephew's name] because of a recent string of behavioral problems in class. Normaly [nephew's name] is a very well behaved student that needs no disiplanery actions. But recently, he has been using language that is not appropriate for class. After asking him where he picked up on such bad behavior, he mentioned over hearing his uncle using profane language and getting a laugh out of everyone around him. I realize that family is very important, but so is education and conduct. Please inform [nephew's name]'s uncle that he should not be using such language in front of or near children. I would like to meet with you so we can further discuss this issue, please call me at [some number] so we can arrange a meeting. Thank you, Some c**t. So as you can all probably guess, my sister was pissed. And since I created the problem, I should be the one and fix it. Me: Your mom wants me to talk to you. Nephew: ...Ok. Me: I heard what happend in school. You know you shouldn't be using that kind of language in class. And you should repspect your teacher and classmates. Nephew: I know, I'm sorry. Me: Promise me it won't happen again. Nephew: I promise. Me: Alright. [Sister leaves the room] Me: What the ********? Guess who's not getting a birthday or Christmas present this year?... Why'd you even bring me up anyway? Nephew: [while laughing] I don't know, it was the first thing that came into my head. And they got more mad at you then they did at me. Me: ********' c**t. Nephew: What's a c**t? Me: Ask your teacher, she's a c**t for sure. Kids, gotta love the little bastards.
i gotta say this is my fav one so far... lmao that shits awsome! rofl |
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:35 pm
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Seph: Heh, no reason to worry. I'm sexy as ever, nothin' gunna get me down.
Ishken: Ick, I've been a lab rat for awhile now, people at work love to jump to conclusions over nothing.
Anyway, some chick came in to work today with her daddy and started making conversation with me.
Aliyssa: Hi, so you work here?
Me: That's what they tell me.
A: Heh, my name's Aliysaa.
Me: Kyle. (Yes I lied)
A: I really like your shoes. You have cute style.
Me: That's what I shoot for every morning, cute.
A: Well you are.
Me:...Thanks.
A: So, are you doing anything this weekend?
Me: Are you asking me out? How old are you?
A: I just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out or something.
Me: How old are you, Melissa?
A: I'm about to be 17, and it's Aliyssa.
Me: I'm way too old for you, Clarissa.
A: You don't look that old, how old are you?....[quiet voice] Aliyssa.
Me: Old enough, Trisha.
A: Well we can still just hang out.
Me: Patricia, you got moxy.
A: What's that?...And I told you already, my name is Alyissa, with an A.
Me: Right, I'm not interested, thanks anyway.
A: Whatever, you don't have to be an a*****e about it. Bye. [pouts off all scruffed]
Me: Later, Janet.
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:27 am
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Ska_Freak Seph: Heh, no reason to worry. I'm sexy as ever, nothin' gunna get me down. Ishken: Ick, I've been a lab rat for awhile now, people at work love to jump to conclusions over nothing. Anyway, some chick came in to work today with her daddy and started making conversation with me. Aliyssa: Hi, so you work here? Me: That's what they tell me. A: Heh, my name's Aliysaa. Me: Kyle. (Yes I lied) A: I really like your shoes. You have cute style. Me: That's what I shoot for every morning, cute. A: Well you are. Me:...Thanks. A: So, are you doing anything this weekend? Me: Are you asking me out? How old are you? A: I just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out or something. Me: How old are you, Melissa? A: I'm about to be 17, and it's Aliyssa. Me: I'm way too old for you, Clarissa. A: You don't look that old, how old are you?....[quiet voice] Aliyssa. Me: Old enough, Trisha. A: Well we can still just hang out. Me: Patricia, you got moxy. A: What's that?...And I told you already, my name is Alyissa, with an A. Me: Right, I'm not interested, thanks anyway. A: Whatever, you don't have to be an a*****e about it. Bye. [pouts off all scruffed] Me: Later, Janet. lol the name calling reminds me of scrubs... Dr. Cox does that alot. xp
As for the lab rat thing it sucks balls. My co workers freak out all the time thinking that im just going to drop dead...lol |
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:23 pm
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:22 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:18 pm
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