.::Your Mama Jokes::.

[Kawaii Kyuubi-chan]

Your mama's so fat, even Naruto doesn't belive it mrgreen

 

[Lady Kira X]

 

[M i n i R e d S t a r s]

Your mama's so old when someone told her to act her age
She died.
Your mamas so fat that when she weighs herself the scales say
To be continued
Your mama's so fat
her belt is the equator

 

[yandere_chan the psycho]

I got a few but idk if u guys think they are funny

ur momma's so fat when she saw a school bus she yelled "follow that twinkie!!"
ur momma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits aroooound the house.  

[Verata Starline]

Bless you internet. Here's what I got:
Yo Mama is so stupid that when she bought donuts she returned them because they had holes in them.
Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama is so hairy, she was a stunt double for Chewbacca.
Yo mama is so short, she can limbo under the door.  

[tai-lerr--x]

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles.

Idk, thats all I got, haha.  

[Alicia007]

Your mama so fat, she uses mattresses as tampons
Your mama so fat, she plugged up the Nile River
Your mama so tiny, the ants ate her
Your mama so stupid, she forgot to breath and DIED

That's it 4 now.  

[Pester_Lester]

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittlez

Yo mama so ugly when she went to Taco Bell everybody ran for the border

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off in a restaurant, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

Yo mamas' teeth are so yellow her tongue got a sunburn  

[13 Mockingjay]

Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "90210"!

Yo momma so big, she was baptized with the whales at SeaWorld!

Yo momma so old, well, she died.

Yo momma so ugly, the Ugly Duckling looks like a model next to her!  

[13 Mockingjay]

Oh, I just remembered some. Little story first...
We had a Bible Musical for school, and there was a song about Goliath (David and Goliath). In the middle of the song, some people had to say these "jokes". Well, they were pretty much really cheesy Yo Momma jokes, so I'm changing the words from "Goliath" to "Yo Momma".

Yo momma so big, she uses chariots as roller skates!

Yo momma so big, when she bends over, we lose an hour of daylight!

Yo momma so big, she tripped on a pyramid and hit her head on the North Pole! ((This is the one I had to say))

Yo momma so big, the National Weather Service gives names to her burps!

Yeah, we actually had to say these in front of people...There's 2 other I forgot.