lurichan
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lurichan
So...what does it pay and what is the benifits package? Can i use it on my resume to impress people?
You get a $900 a week, insurance coverage and Dental...
And yes you can impress people with it... but only if I succeed in world domination...
then you get your choice between China, Cuba, or Hokkaido
Only Hokkaido? Why couldn't I get all of japan?
You can't have all of Japan because I want all of Japan, I'm only offering Hokkaido to you because 1- I'm being nice and 2- You're Luri, I gotta hook you up for putting up with my lame a** for so long
The job entails reminding me about stuff like keeping my appointments, taking notes and memos for me, taking my calls. Blowing off my parents uf they're the ones calling, and doing my taxes... OF EVIL
general secretary type work, except you get the automatic rank of being EVIL when you take the job, as well as the aforementioned benefits