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New RN's. How bout it?
I desire to serve the Mistress and her ladies unconditionally
22%
 22%  [ 10 ]
I just want a drink
35%
 35%  [ 16 ]
Say What?
24%
 24%  [ 11 ]
Oh gawd. How am I going to walk in those heels?
17%
 17%  [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 45


Hauk Ulfr

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:58 pm


I'll be sure to run it by her then. I'm sure she can cover the areas of your needs a little better than I can. And I'm glad to hear the kids are doing good. I'm sure they are shooting up like weeds. He glances over when he sees TES make his way to the machine. He moves around the bar to sit down again and let the zombie elf have his space. As for what your husband might want....well I can suggest you should practice your newest obsession on him and see if that loosens him up. wink
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:00 pm


*She listens to Hauks advise and nods. Maybe that WOULD work. User Image She sips her latte as TES goes over to the espresso machine…A perfect person to ask.* TES! What type of thing do you find most impressive about a man's d**k? User Image

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:06 pm


{{*almost spits lunch all over keyboard* rofl I should have known better than to try to eat while walking in on this conversation... emotion_facepalm }}

*eyetwitches at the question. Surely he must have heard it wrong over the noise of the espresso machine. He takes his time getting his steamer ready before he finally turns to Psy, having a seat on the nearest stool*

uh.... run that by me again? emotion_eyebrow
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:10 pm


He snickers at the expression on the elf's face. Sipping his drink he glances over at the mistress. Our lovely Harskarinna has taken up a new hobby it seems and she needs male perspective on her toys. cool

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:12 pm


.... dare I ask what kind of "toys"? emotion_eyebrow Actually, strike that. I'm pretty sure I really don't want to know emotion_facepalm
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:12 pm


*You'd think with ears like that she wouldn't have to repeat herself to the dark elf. She enunciates clearly so he doesn't misunderstand* WHAT… DO … YOU … FIND … IMPRESSSSSSSSIVE … ABOUT … A … MAN'S…… d**k?" emotion_eyebrow

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:15 pm


*oh dear god, he -did- hear her right the first time* emotion_facepalm

Um... that's uh... not really my thing? sweatdrop Maybe you should be asking Ry that question.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:18 pm


What do you mean that's not your thing? User Image HOW can that NOT be your thing?! User Image

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:19 pm


He raises his eyebrow at TES's response. Considering the circumstances....Wait, you mean you guys don't alternate positions? Or commented on porno films you two watch or anything like that? Vilkat told me you guys have been married for awhile so I figured you two would have had some kind of preference.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:26 pm


Considering I spent the last.. oh... 9 centuries or so having casual relationships with the OPPOSITE gender, I think that kind of speaks for itself. Ry's the only dude I've been with, and only other time I about got "personal" with another guy's junk was Draa, and that's... well... kind of... my own junk, so....

*eyetwitches when Hauk decides to chime ******** NO WE DON'T SWITCH PLACES!! scream What the ******** would we want to do that for!? gonk

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:29 pm


Well that doesn't seem very fair. emotion_eyebrow
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:30 pm


Well considering how aggressive your husband can be I would only assume he occasionally likes to give as much as he takes. Giving a half shrug he leans back in his seat against the bar and looks over to Psy. I can see why you came to me first to ask.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:37 pm


*twitch*
It's not anymore "unfair" than a woman always being the "catcher" stare If that's what he likes and what he prefers, how is it "unfair"? stare Not to mention, from a logical standpoint, I've got more strength and stamina than he does, so it only makes sense talk2hand

*smirks slightly when Hauk proclaims he was the better guy to ask for advice*
Knew it! Ry's gaydar is NEVER wrong!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:41 pm


So…… "strength and stamina" is what impresses you about a man's d**k? neutral

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:45 pm


.....

*just stares at Psy, dumbfounded* neutral

.....


Seriously? SERIOUSLY!!? stressed
*good thing he's sitting at the bar or he might have flipped a table already*
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