Suggestive Lines (*snicker*)

[Aurumfae]

^^; I know a lot of suggestive things, but I think my fandoms are well, a little out of the way for most people >w>; lol  

[SungJewel]

Lady Gyrfalcon

@ Wicaan-Otaku: Using one of the edited pages... You, you demon! lol

YES! AND IT WORKS! <3  

[Rock Paper Tofu]

The monsters did what?!
lulz from Rune Factory Frontier for the Wii.

 

[User_2629207]

Aurumfae

^^; I know a lot of suggestive things, but I think my fandoms are well, a little out of the way for most people >w>; lol

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

We don't mind at all smile Perhaps it will rouse interest in said fandom?

This little gem from Luck in the Shadows made me giggle;
"When whores are few, a boy will do"

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Labtech Abi]

In Left For Dead 2, Ellis is this adorable and highly inappropriate Southerner who is a huge fan of racecar driver Jimmy Gibbs Jr. He randomly says "If nature allowed it, I would bear that man's babies" xD That's pretty straightforward! Ellis is just funny as hell all together, especially when he tells stories!!  

[iTammie-chan]

Some Naruto episode, somewhere in Shippuden. Suigetsu and Sasuke are going to go and get Karin from the base but this huge rock is blocking their way.

Sasuke: *Looks at Suigetsu expectantly*

Suigetsu: *Looks back at Sasuke* You have one, too, you know!

Sasuke: Yours is larger and more suitable.

Suigetsu: *Tch* Fine, have it your way then...

They were talking about swords because Sasuke claims that Suigetsu's sword was bigger and much more suited for cutting the rock away... but still... it's laughable even for somebody who doesn't laugh like me.  

[Art Greylace]

The one that sticks in my head is from the movie labyrinth. Not an anime but anyhow.... So, OK, you have this guy Jareth. He wears some pretty funky clothing, like high heeled boots and tights. And that's pretty normal, I mean he's a goblinking, whatever....

And then, there's one, where Hoggle goes and kisses his boots. "Not the bog of eternal stench!" And Jareth, with a beautiful little knee-bend to get rid of the thing... *grins* says, I kid you not... "Oh, YES, hoggle!"

Then he goes into the "rapist-pose" though it's not accompanied by any words.

It's just before the middle on this, I can't find anything more specific-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8io4j-_Ahc  

[Its Dark In The Matinee]

Insanity Dragonfly

The one that sticks in my head is from the movie labyrinth. Not an anime but anyhow.... So, OK, you have this guy Jareth. He wears some pretty funky clothing, like high heeled boots and tights. And that's pretty normal, I mean he's a goblinking, whatever....

And then, there's one, where Hoggle goes and kisses his boots. "Not the bog of eternal stench!" And Jareth, with a beautiful little knee-bend to get rid of the thing... *grins* says, I kid you not... "Oh, YES, hoggle!"

Then he goes into the "rapist-pose" though it's not accompanied by any words.

It's just before the middle on this, I can't find anything more specific-
]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8io4j-_Ahc

heart
-turns into a puddle of fanboy mush-

 

[Mandalorian Angel]

oh wow these are great. lol heart  

[Sieffre]

Uncovered this gem in my stuff file. I believe it's from a Sherlock Holmes thread, where an article was posted that mentioned that both lead actors had very nice eyelashes, and then...

Anonymous

"[RDJ] is battling for longest with Jude "
we're still talking about eyelashes... right?

And some actually fictional quotes...

rallamajoop

“Are you sure you wouldn't rather beat me to a pulp?”

“Would you enjoy that?”

“No, but it sounds a lot better when you get back and your boss wants to know how it went!”

glitterburn

"Could you have chosen a t-shirt with a less inflammatory message?"

"Want me to take it off?"

insomniac

"Which one of us was he flirting with?"

" 'One'," echoed Tony with a chuckle, setting his drink down on the nearby end table. "Oh, ye of little imagination."

 

[kyra-san]

From the manga Shiki:

"Gently supporting my back, keeping me from moving, he grabbed me firmly. His arms wrapped around my chest. One hand over my mouth. A face staring into me. So cold that it seeped into my bones."

Sounds liek rape.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

From How Many Miles to Babylon, a novel on my Leaving Cert (exam) syllabus that is at moments so homoerotic/slahy I'm surprised that no one has commented on it yet:

(Bennett, a fellow Junior Officer in the army and Alec, the main character and narrator.)
'He put his hand lightly on my head. A cross between a benediction and a caress. "I never expected to admire gentleness in a man." He let his hand fall to his side. "Don't misunderstand me in any way."
...
"Probably such things would normally be left unsaid. But these are not normal circumstances. Don't feel you have to react in any way."'

(Alec and Jerry, whose friendship crossed class boundaries, go drunkenly swimming at midnight the night before leaving to go to war. -> The lake is a symbol of their friendship.)
'He ran across the grass and dived from the bank. As the icy water embraced him completely as no woman ever would, a shower of glittering drops rose and fell... etc.'  

[Art Greylace]