British Gaians... show your faces!

[Losavo]

spiffy.  

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illyrianth

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dreaming_mouse

I'm glad guys don't like me, it means I'm safe from them. So no, no choices to be spoilt of. whee I bet you're just wishing you looked like that though. xp

Ha, I already do.

*hides under a blanket*

Well, you have a similar hat.... blaugh

Noooo! I have been discovered! eek
Haha, indeed. Some photoedits never grow old.  

[dreaming_mouse]

Oh dear god...you're an upper-class chav! If such a thing can even exist, and if it does...IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

 

[Losavo]

I say, that's just not cricket! Ghastly business, what?  

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dreaming_mouse

Oh dear god...you're an upper-class chav! If such a thing can even exist, and if it does...IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Upper class...chav?

Neither. The world is safe.

3nodding  

[Foetus In Fetu]

The universe wouldn't tolerate a paradox like an upper class chav.  

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Foetus In Fetu

The universe wouldn't tolerate a paradox like an upper class chav.

http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=3292006

Opinions?  

[Losavo]

I'll sleep easy tonight. whee  

[Shadow of an Illusion]

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Foetus In Fetu

The universe wouldn't tolerate a paradox like an upper class chav.

http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=3292006

Opinions?

Oh joy.
Annyway they should get their own name. Like upav or oopav or something.
Although thats not far from what I'd call a chav if I was using strictly the dialect from around me. (Then neds would be what are normally called chavs)  

[illyrianth]

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dreaming_mouse

Oh dear god...you're an upper-class chav! If such a thing can even exist, and if it does...IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Upper class...chav?

Neither. The world is safe.

3nodding

One of my work colleagues referred to me as "anti-Chav matter" yesterday... rofl Apparently, they were interviewing some poor girl whose voice was not, shall we say, particularly suited to dealing with customers over the telephone...which was her only plus point...One of my colleagues begged the manager to hire her, simply to have what he referred to as "both ends of the social scale in the same office"...He then went on to say it would be amusing for the rest of the office to watch the Chav implode due to mere proximity to "Illy, our own secret weapon against Burberry - she IS anti-Chav matter...."

Well, It made me laugh anyway...Look, I work in an office - we don't get out much, okay? wink  

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illyrianth

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dreaming_mouse

Oh dear god...you're an upper-class chav! If such a thing can even exist, and if it does...IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Upper class...chav?

Neither. The world is safe.

3nodding

One of my work colleagues referred to me as "anti-Chav matter" yesterday... rofl Apparently, they were interviewing some poor girl whose voice was not, shall we say, particularly suited to dealing with customers over the telephone...which was her only plus point...One of my colleagues begged the manager to hire her, simply to have what he referred to as "both ends of the social scale in the same office"...He then went on to say it would be amusing for the rest of the office to watch the Chav implode due to mere proximity to "Illy, our own secret weapon against Burberry - she IS anti-Chav matter...."

Well, It made me laugh anyway...Look, I work in an office - we don't get out much, okay? wink

Weirdly, it was the same at my workplace, or certainly quite similar. That is to say, before the social counterbalance got pregnant for the extra money.


Sample Question i.) "Hello, I was wondering if you had any belts?"

Exhibit A: "Urh? O, belts! Na, we ain't got none of belts."

Exhibit B: "Belts? No, I'm afraid not.. Well, well I suppose we do but they're very attached to our trousers and we're not really able to sell them. The belts that is, on their own. Not the trousers."
*embarassed sub-blush at own momentary lapse of clarity*


One of these was me, the other was not.  

[dreaming_mouse]

You were Exhibit A, admit it - it's easy to talk properly online but secretly you're a Chav in the real world. King of the Chavs!
Coming to a cinema near you, rated 18 for language and other s**t - small children, pregnant women and any other earthly life force are encourage to stay away. Far away. Far far far away.

 

[Foetus In Fetu]

I wonder which I am. I'm probably Fauxhemian.  

[Darth Buttsecks]

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illyrianth

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dreaming_mouse

Oh dear god...you're an upper-class chav! If such a thing can even exist, and if it does...IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Upper class...chav?

Neither. The world is safe.

3nodding

One of my work colleagues referred to me as "anti-Chav matter" yesterday... rofl Apparently, they were interviewing some poor girl whose voice was not, shall we say, particularly suited to dealing with customers over the telephone...which was her only plus point...One of my colleagues begged the manager to hire her, simply to have what he referred to as "both ends of the social scale in the same office"...He then went on to say it would be amusing for the rest of the office to watch the Chav implode due to mere proximity to "Illy, our own secret weapon against Burberry - she IS anti-Chav matter...."

Well, It made me laugh anyway...Look, I work in an office - we don't get out much, okay? wink

Weirdly, it was the same at my workplace, or certainly quite similar. That is to say, before the social counterbalance got pregnant for the extra money.


Sample Question i.) "Hello, I was wondering if you had any belts?"

Exhibit A: "Urh? O, belts! Na, we ain't got none of belts."

Exhibit B: "Belts? No, I'm afraid not.. Well, well I suppose we do but they're very attached to our trousers and we're not really able to sell them. The belts that is, on their own. Not the trousers."
*embarassed sub-blush at own momentary lapse of clarity*


One of these was me, the other was not.

I'm thinkig it was exhibit A.

Omg. I was at work the other day and I was on the register and this girl was giving me such a bad attitude when I was on the register as if I was on the register all the frickin' time. I finally snapped on her but I slipped into ebonics while doing so. It was simply dreadful. >.<  

[whathedickens]

You slipped into Ebonics?? confused HA!