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((Unforunately that help would be from a clumsy culinary apprentice.))

((And now for something completely different.))

Ashby walks into the bar. HE stretches and strides to the bar. Even worse he's struggling with a pair of high heels and is barely not falling down.

"Ah, among the times I spouted the Hush word I wonder what else is in store for me? Am I gonna turn into a sledgehammer-"

As soon as he said it Ashby turned into a sledgehammer with his clothes, and high heels falling to the ground. Even more to his dismay the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel starts playing out of nowhere. On top of that the establishment's lights start to focus on him as if some kind of spotlight.

"Crap, I thought this nutty curse applied to when I was CARRYING a sledgehammer not turning into one in addition."

Ashby groaned as he lay on the floor.

((I was wondering who'd get the joke rofl ))

((Good to see you back, Ashby. Now, by my calculations, you still have two consequences left to do. #14 where you need to be an 'I AM' pose for 24 hours and #4 where you need to send the trade of 100g to Psyzapp-d, the owner. Thank you for completing your other two RNs. biggrin

I realise here that you are trying to RP out your 'I AM' pose, which is fine, however, your avi needs to reflect this... sweatdrop Dunno if there is a sledgehammer pose on gaia, lol . Now, don't shoot the messenger gonk this decree comes from the powers that be. 3nodding The RN device does not lie. o_____o

xd ))

*lady in striped kitty form wandered into the new establishment on her way home. noticing the hammer she stopped to sniff it . Looking up she could have sworn she heard someone. going up to the bar eying the counter looking for danishes*

((Funny cuz that song is two years older than i am.))
((Remember i'm still trying to figure this out so i didn't know what to do. Although this new revelation makes me suddenly glad i didn't choose "I AM" a pair of orange stripey panties lol))

The hammer form Ashby bounces up a bit saying "Hey, a little help. I'm a little limb challenged."

(( Trade accepted … *stamps PAID on forms.* emotion_yatta ))

(( biggrin We hope that once you get the hang of the game that it becomes fun. 3nodding I know our RNs have been a barrel of laughs over the years. rofl ...usually. xd ))

((I call dibs! emotion_awesome ))