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New RN's. How bout it?
I desire to serve the Mistress and her ladies unconditionally
22%
 22%  [ 10 ]
I just want a drink
35%
 35%  [ 16 ]
Say What?
24%
 24%  [ 11 ]
Oh gawd. How am I going to walk in those heels?
17%
 17%  [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 45


lady leko-chan

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:53 pm


*grins at the tiny woman*
Oh well then we'll all just need to pay homage to the Icy queen to make up for this....
*snaps her fingers and sports her best Ice Queen formal wears*
Then all will be back in suit.
*hands Draa a lime to suck on*
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:58 pm


*takes the lime just to have a different flavor than whiskey in his mouth* crying

ThisEmptySoul

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Kaori Silnaak

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:08 pm


*she finally notices the other person in the bar* Addicted? It's 1,000 years to early for you to say such a thing! Are you really in any condition to be talking about other people's vices as long as you look like that? cat_scream

*she turns back to the demoness* Is he going to be Okay? Is he normally that color? I think he would look better blue... nah to normal still. Periwinkle! That would be a wonderful color change someone into. emotion_kirakira
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:15 pm


You know, I wasn't always like this. I used to be a dark elf like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee stare

ThisEmptySoul

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lady leko-chan

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:26 pm


It's true, he did...
and he may not be okay. User Image
He may very well die soon.
He's that color due to a doublejumper User Image
So until then he's taking my advice and drinking it into recession. User Image
If he dies though he won't be nearly as fun. User Image

*preps them both shots again*
He's normally a fantastic shade of blue
with green fluffy accents User Image

*pets Draa's face* User Image
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:40 pm


Yes... yes it's all true crying Woe is me! Such a tragic life I have been living crying
*downs his new shot and starts hacking again*
For the love of... *cough cough cough* stressed crying

*rubs the center of his chest again where it burns*
At which point do you get used to this stuff? stressed

ThisEmptySoul

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Icy Reign

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:45 pm


{{*zips back in to tackleglomp Leko heart , smack Draa a few times for everything Miro's going through mad , make emotion_kirakira faces at the adorable little dark elf 4laugh , pay homage to self emotion_awesome *bows head, rubs hands together and chants* then zips back out*}}
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:46 pm


.....
I honestly forget User Image

*ponders on that time line*
*catches the clock in her peripheral vision* User Image
I may have to cut this randevú short soon sweatdrop
Which is also tragic
since I've had such fun today.

*spins in her Icy toned dress*
*eyes Draa*
can you take care of yourself? emotion_eyebrow

((just waves cuz Icy outdid me on the drivebyglompness today cheese_whine ))

lady leko-chan

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Kaori Silnaak

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:47 pm


(( cat_surprised cat_rofl ))

To the knee? So many adventurers take an injury like that and retire to being town guards and such. It's very sad. Rinik'tiiraaz.

Do I even want to ask about the double jumper thing? If it's anywhere close to being like I think it is, I don't even wanna go there. Uncle has issues with not being the only occupant and he is such a pansy about it.
cat_stare

*tilts her head to the side* I guess test subjects are better alive. Being dead tends to limit what you can do to them.

Blue and green and fluffy all over! Somehow I get the feeling that I should like to ride him into battle if I get the chance!
cat_pirate
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:56 pm


In truth, I really don't know if I can or not stare I'm not exactly accustomed to the practice of keeping myself in a constant state of inebriation emotion_facepalm

*can't help but say the first thing that comes to mind when hearing the dark elf*
Oh, you can ride me as much as you want twisted

..... you're over 18, right? sweatdrop
*always had a hard time telling ages, especially with dark elf women* stressed

ThisEmptySoul

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lady leko-chan

Desirable Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:59 pm


*cackles at that thought*
Oh but you should someday!
rofl

*giggles insanely*
Draa could be such a trusty steed twisted
*gets up and opens herself a portal*
*hands Draa the rest of the bottle*
One shot, every 30 minutes, minimum.
We'll, I have some appointments to keep twisted
continue to enjoy yourself, please
Oh and you owe 1 more RN you little cute lady one. wink
I'd quote you but I really must run!

*blows kisses then steps into her portal - gone*
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:06 pm


*looks despondently at the bottle* crying
Those instructions might have been nicer to hear if she'd put on the nurse outfit first.

*glances at the clock, then back at the bottle, not really knowing how long ago he'd taken his last shot* confused

ThisEmptySoul

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:19 pm


(( emotion_facepalm ))

*she thinks carefully about it for a few seconds* It's probably possible to inject alcohol directly through an I.V. drip, but that's probably not the wisest thing to do for the long term. Maybe just faking the effects of drunkenness with a spell would work?

*she chuckles* Oh behave. Over 18? Seriously? When in the human world I have a method to calculate to give an equivalent life span so the people here can understand my age according to their rules. Something like reverse dog years. Literally though, I'm *does some mental math* One hundred and fifty six years old and a half, but I'm still not old enough to do ecchi things by Dark Elf standards. cat_wink

((frak.... apologizing really isn't in my nature. Either of them. emotion_omnomnom ))
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:38 pm


If only just faking drunk would do emotion_facepalm I'm actually trying to keep my "other half" sort of... dead... or at least something similar to dead. emotion_eyebrow

*takes another shot and tears up, trying his hardest not to cough this time, but fails miserably* crying
Wait... not old enough? pffffffffffffffft

I'd already had more rolls in the hay than years lived by your age talk2hand
... or I guess technically that wasn't me.... but that's beside the point stressed

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Kaori Silnaak

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:06 pm


cat_scream Dont... Don't look down on me! You're despicable, a plague, blight, curse to all women. I hope you choke to death on some woman's ta'tas someday, pervert. Slenbahlokbruniik.

*she takes her drink and vanishes through a portal that leaves blue sparkles in her wake*
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