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bandaidd
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:34 pm


granted, but the bad dude won't do it.

i wish Ryzan would reveal Tes's birth name.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:34 am


Granted. The true birth name is...

bandaidd! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I wish that I had a nice pair of comfy socks.

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bandaidd
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:00 am


granted. they are made of comfy lasagna noodles and whenever you wear them, you think of turtles. sadly, once you put them on, they become a part of you, a smelly part that forces you to hop from lily pad to lily pad singing,

i wish the men would win for a change
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:04 am


Granted. They win and take over the place, and for months afterward, the whole place smells of lasagna socks and vomit-covered collard greens.

I wish that I could understand women.

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bandaidd
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:16 am


granted. suddenly you understand yoko ono and mother theresa. the rest of us remain as inscrutable as ever.

i wish there was a witch handy.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:23 am


Granted. Too bad it's just wiccan j. eeeeewwwwww...

I wish that Cthulhu and Ganesh would have an all-out deity brawl.

Denboop


bandaidd
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:25 am


granted. looks like it is occurring in your face, lol.
even better than front row seats?


i wish i didn't have to think up a wish for this thread.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:30 am


Granted. You've contracted hemorrhagic pneumonia. Now you don't have to worry about anything!

I wish that I liked beer more.

Denboop


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:59 am


Granted. Now you're an alcoholic.

I wish I was in the castle that had the Princess.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:14 pm


Granted. However when you find her its another princess. This one weighs about 21st and hasn't brushed her teeth since she was incarcerated. I think she wants you to carry her down the winding stair case Tensai.

I wish I had my own apartment and didn't have to share.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:24 pm


Granted, but you find that not having someone to share your interests with is very boring.

I wish I had a real Death Note to purify the world with.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:31 pm


Granted. Unfortunately it only understands ancient Sandscrit. You'll have to spend over 5 years in full time study before you can even hope to use it.

I wish I had a floating castle like Laputa, Only in good repair.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:11 pm


Granted…but it's a miniature replica.

I wish the world had copies of this "Naked TES with Ryzan on his lap" picture I have in my possession.

*Hangs a spare copy in this thread.*
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:20 pm


Granted ~ The world is now full of pictures of TES & Ryzan, it's the only thing out there. Now every time you go to find a pic of something on the Internet the only response is the TES pic.

Wishes I could think of something super-twisted to wish for.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:32 pm


Granted however it doesn't need corrupting as its so twisted and corrupt already. Subsequently no one knows how to respond and this thread dies.

I wish my room tidied itself Mary Poppins style
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