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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:34 pm
granted, but the bad dude won't do it.
i wish Ryzan would reveal Tes's birth name.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:34 am
Granted. The true birth name is...
bandaidd! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I wish that I had a nice pair of comfy socks.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:00 am
granted. they are made of comfy lasagna noodles and whenever you wear them, you think of turtles. sadly, once you put them on, they become a part of you, a smelly part that forces you to hop from lily pad to lily pad singing,
i wish the men would win for a change
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:04 am
Granted. They win and take over the place, and for months afterward, the whole place smells of lasagna socks and vomit-covered collard greens.
I wish that I could understand women.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:16 am
granted. suddenly you understand yoko ono and mother theresa. the rest of us remain as inscrutable as ever.
i wish there was a witch handy.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:23 am
Granted. Too bad it's just wiccan j. eeeeewwwwww...
I wish that Cthulhu and Ganesh would have an all-out deity brawl.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:25 am
granted. looks like it is occurring in your face, lol. even better than front row seats?
i wish i didn't have to think up a wish for this thread.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:30 am
Granted. You've contracted hemorrhagic pneumonia. Now you don't have to worry about anything!
I wish that I liked beer more.
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:59 am
Granted. Now you're an alcoholic. I wish I was in the castle that had the Princess.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:14 pm
Granted. However when you find her its another princess. This one weighs about 21st and hasn't brushed her teeth since she was incarcerated. I think she wants you to carry her down the winding stair case Tensai.
I wish I had my own apartment and didn't have to share.
emo
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:24 pm
Granted, but you find that not having someone to share your interests with is very boring.
I wish I had a real Death Note to purify the world with.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:31 pm
Granted. Unfortunately it only understands ancient Sandscrit. You'll have to spend over 5 years in full time study before you can even hope to use it.
I wish I had a floating castle like Laputa, Only in good repair.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:11 pm
Granted…but it's a miniature replica.
I wish the world had copies of this "Naked TES with Ryzan on his lap" picture I have in my possession.
*Hangs a spare copy in this thread.*
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:20 pm
Granted ~ The world is now full of pictures of TES & Ryzan, it's the only thing out there. Now every time you go to find a pic of something on the Internet the only response is the TES pic.
Wishes I could think of something super-twisted to wish for.
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:32 pm
Granted however it doesn't need corrupting as its so twisted and corrupt already. Subsequently no one knows how to respond and this thread dies.
I wish my room tidied itself Mary Poppins style
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