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[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*When his wife reminds Sergio of what she discussed with him, Will looks at his wife, raising an eyebrow with a hint of a grin.* Hmm, it appears that I have been ambushed for a make-over. *He watches Sergio as the man circles around him, then is startled slightly when he claps his hands. He again raises an eyebrow as Sergio speaks.* Burn everything? confused *He gives his wife a confused look as he follows Sergio into the back room.*  

[Psyzapp]

*Closes the curtains and motions for Dougherty to stand on a small platform. He again examines the outfit he's wearing and motions for him to take off his coat.* Can I get you a glass of wine, Darling. A drink? What's your pleasure? wink

Now come on, don't be shy. You take all of that stuff off! You really should think about a little color to add some "pizazz." *Does Jazz hands* And perhaps a new hairstyle…this IS the 21st century. rolleyes  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

A shot or two of Jameson would be good. *Will steps down off the platform to remove and hang up his jacket, then unbuckles and removes his gun holster, checks the safety and lays the bundle down on a nearby table within his view and reach. After removing his tie, he folds and tucks it into the breast pocket of his jacket, then sets about undressing. Now in his boxers and t-shirt, he steps back up onto the platform and stands in a stance with his arms crossed.* Some color is fine, but nothing flashy, mind you. emotion_eyebrow *Out of reaction to Sergio mentioning a new hairstyle, he uncrosses his arms, then combs his fingers through his hair.* confused This cut's just fine for the police department.


(( *Hits pause button again.* ))  

[Psyzapp]

*Claps twice loudly.* Get Mr. Pavani a double shot of Jameson. talk2hand *Steps back and looks Mr. Pavani over while crossing his arms and putting his forefinger to his lips. Sergio shakes his head.* Mr. Pavani, your wife came to me because I'm the best. emotion_eyebrow Do you understand? emotion_eyebrow I'm a PROFESSIONAL, Sir. emotion_eyebrow And when I say you need a new hairstyle, YOU NEED a new style! A mere…police department…cannot be the judge of what constitutes HIGH FASHION, now can they! And if that is your "GAGE" of what is in "the now," then I sincerely feel for Mistress Pavani to have to DEAL with what's right in front of her in such a close and personal manner. talk2hand Now pardon me SIR…but in the House of Sergio, what I say goes! And if I say you need some color, THEN YOU NEED SOME COLOR! talk2hand  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*Crosses his arms again.* Mr. Sergio, as you already know, my wife expects nothing but the best. emotion_eyebrow And if it's her wish to have me fitted for several high quality suits, then so be it. *He shifts his weight a bit.* And just for the sake of argument, some color is fine ... and I'll consider getting a new hairstyle. But for now, let's get down to business, shall we? stare  

[Psyzapp]

*Raises his eyebrow at the man emotion_eyebrow turns abruptly and snatches his tape measure off of the nearby counter. He mutters as his swiftly proceeds to measure the man. Ordering "lift arm," "arms down," "turn around," etc. as he makes it a point to "get down to business." stare

Had Mr. Pavani respected his opinion as the professional he is, he would have been more gentle about measuring Mr. Pavani's inseam. But to NOT take Sergio's advise to heart or with any seriousness is unfathomable. Had it not been for Mistress Pavani's long standing relationship with him, Mr. Pavani here would have been shown the door. No matter what Mr. Pavani's opinion is on the matter, he is getting suits made by Sergio regardless of what he or his police officer buddies think is fashionable. He shudders a bit at the ghastly thought. Police officers wear navy uniforms and barely accessorize. emotion_puke

He looks at his complexion.* You should be wearing jewel tones, pastels, grey and black with your skin tone. Of course Navy would be fine also but DO NOT wear tan. At least not near your face. emotion_eyebrow The Mistress has a similar hue to your skin tone, but of course your wife is the exception to the rule…most everything looks just fabulous on her.  

[Lil Brat]

(( rofl Sorry Psy, on the first post of Sergio, I was thinking that was a model of how she wanted Cop to be outfitted ~ took me a few minutes to realize that was Serg... OMG ~ it has definitely been a Full-Moon Friday ~ hopefully my mind will return to me sometime tomorrow... emotion_facepalm ))  

[Psyzapp]

(( rofl rofl rofl I think Bratty may need a cocktail. rofl rofl rofl ))  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

(( xd There's no way in Hell that Cop will ever look like Sergio! scream *Partakes in a cocktail, taking a long swallow.* stare ))

*He stands there, following the directions that Sergio told him to do. But when it came down to measuring his inseam, Sergio was not at all professional.* eek Hey! Careful there ... mad *He takes in a calming breath, then stands there as Sergio finishes taking his measurements. When the man suggests what colors would be best for him, he thinks back to what clothing he's already got.* Sounds good to me. *He nods in agreement about the man's comment about his wife.* 3nodding


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[Psyzapp]

*He stands and flips his hand in the air.* Oh come now Mr. Pavani. It's not like I haven't seen my fair share of a man. emotion_eyebrow And I'm sorry, but… you aren't my type.

*Puts tape measure away.* I'll have your wife pick out the fabrics. You can get dressed now. emotion_eyebrow *Leaves to talk again to the Mistress and her girlfriends.*  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

I have no doubt about that. rolleyes *Stands there in a stance again, with arms crossed.* stare In the meantime, I suggest you do some major sucking up to my wife. Because if you don't, you're gonna' regret the day you were born if she ever hears about how unprofessional you were with taking my measurements, most notably where the Family Jewels are concerned. stare *Waits for the man to leave, then proceeds to get dressed before joining his wife.*  

[Psyzapp]

*Sergio takes the Mistress by the arm and lead her to some plush sofa's and sits her down next to him, he proceeds to show her fabric swatches and makes his recommendations to her.

Psy listens intently nodding and pointing out some of her favorites.*  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*Is finally given the double Jameson he asked for awhile back, then walks over to where Trina and Sergio are and takes a seat on a separate chair within the grouping. After the fabrics are decided upon, Will rises from his seat and takes a moment to thank Sergio for his expertise. He then proceeds to escort Trina, Kat and Flo back out to the limo. Next stop ... the lingerie shop.* emotion_dowant


(( *Pushes the shopping trip pause button yet again.* ))  

[Psyzapp]

*Once arriving at the lingerie boutique, the staff instantly recognizes Psyzapp and they greet her and her companions warmly…offering wine, espresso and an attendant for each lady and they are ushered into fitting rooms. Psy takes her husband by his arm and introduces him to the manager who then gasps while taking his hand and shaking it for longer than she should.*



Oh my! So THIS is the recipient of all of your purchases, Mistress. Well Sir…YOU are one lucky man. wink Mistress Pavani is one of our top notch clientele. Suzanne is the name, Sir. Now if you'll just follow me, I will PERSONALLY assist you. And Mistress I do have your favorite private fitting suite open. wink

*Suzanne shows the Mistress and her husband to a private extra large suite and she motions to a plush pink chair for William to sit in.* Now I'll go and grab a nice bottle of wine and a few things for you to try on Mistress. wink *She leaves and shuts the door to leave the couple in private. Psy starts to take off her clothes down to the undergarments she currently has on.*  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*meanwhile... in another fitting room...*

What!? gonk Why!?
*arms crossed over chest*
Why would I need to undress? gonk
*the attendant sighs*
I can't get that accurate of a measurement if you leave your clothes on.
I know my sizes already gonk
uh huh... emotion_eyebrow ... and when was the last time you measured?
Um... I don't know sweatdrop But I always get the same sizes of things and they fit so...
*looks the woman up and down*
Have you even bought lingerie before? emotion_eyebrow
Uh.... sort of? sweatdrop
"Sort of"? emotion_eyebrow And which store was that from? emotion_eyebrow Victoria's Secret? Frederick's of Hollywood? emotion_eyebrow
*cough* Target sweatdrop
.... excuse me? emotion_eyebrow