Suggestive Lines (*snicker*)

[light shinomi]

S a f f r o n S u g a r

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Ice Age 3, guys.
Ice Age 3.

Diego and manny are being eaten by a huge flesh-eating plant:

Diego: I'm starting to feel a bit tingly...
Manny: Don't say that when we're pressed together!
Diego: I didn't mean it like THAT!

And then there's this part when they happen upon a HUGE colourful butterfly.
Buck: I used to know that guy when he was just a tiiiny little caterpillar, you know, before he came out.

xd heart

- Oscar Wilde.

lol have to see that movie now!  

[raika888]

well.... there are many suggestive words and something in anime... ^^ so much for that....  

[Rock Paper Tofu]

"Is that how it's going to be?"

Hehe, Wind Waker has one. I took a picture. Sounds kinda nasty though.
gross
Nasty Deku Tree, who have you been sleeping with?!

"Well, that's not for our souls to decide, now is it?"

 

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Harrrumph!
I quote Shakespearean Sonnet no. 20:
A woman's face, with Nature's own hand painted,
Hast thou, the master-mistress of my passion;
A woman's gentle heart, but not acquainted
With shifting change, as is false women's fashion;
An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling
Gilding the object whereupon it gazeth;
A man in hue all hues in his controlling,
Which steals men's eyes and women's souls amazeth.
And for a woman wert thou first created;
Till Nature, as she wrought thee, fell a-doting,
And by addition me of thee defeated,
By adding one thing to my purpose nothing,
But since she pricked thee out for women's pleasure,
Mine by thy love and thy love's use their treasure.

(So yeah. Although, why does it vaguely remind me of Hamlet when he talks about women? Get thee and thy ill regard for the fairer sex to a nunnery! <.< Heh. )  

[kyra-san]

In volume 1 of Astro Boy, Astro Boy gets attacked by something that resembles a tentacle monster. He said something along the lines of this:

Astro Boy: What is this? It feels like I'm melting!

I got a good laugh out of that.  

[Wielder of Mighty Pencil!]

Oh god, an Ocarina of Time perverted moment! When you first talk to the Poe collector, he says something like, "I'd have a different job if I were as cute as you. Heh heh heh." D: That guy always freaked me out.

And, of course, FFVII:

"Hit the breaks, Chief!" Possibly my favorite line. XD What do YOU think Vincent is yelling about?  

[kyra-san]

Got some more.

Letter Bee:
Gauche (to Lag): It will be quite cold tonight. I am not very good in the cold, so would you perhaps sleep together with me?
Lag [blushing]: I don't really mind...

and

Gauche [being carried by Lag]: Lag... You even resonated with my heart.

Geez, and here I thought there wouldn't be any good Gauche/Lag moments.  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Well, okay, this is second-hand and I drew it myself according to what my friend told me it was like.
do not mock my artistic ability, this is paint we're talking about, and not to mention I wasn't trying.
A and B and not the real names- I just can't remember what the originals were.
And the phrasing is probably less fun than the original.
 

[69_Go-Go_69]

Nana_Sora

this is from a fan fic I read a while back, I dont remember the names of the caracters though sweatdrop
*the guys are in another room while some ones ease dropping*
guy1: oh my gosh! it's so big!
guy2: *sounding proud of himself* I know
guy1: should it be that red though?
guy2: its nothing to worry about.
guy1: are you sure it will fit?
guy2: now that you mention it...... *sounds a little dissapointed*
guy1: you know, nothing ruins the moment like a bad fit.

it turned out that guy2 was showing guy1 a ring he got to propose to his girlfriend. xd talk about missleading!

i thought you were just posting a dirty moment... guess not

 

[0blivion Rose]

This isn't Anime at all but....
(Playing Shadowbane)
Daryl: Hey guys, look *points at a character* It's Balthaq!!!!!
Me, Wes, Daryl and Koko all start laughing our asses off.
We finish and return to the game
Daryl: Guys!!!! His Name Was BALL THAQ!!!!!
Daryl starts laugh his a** off again, we all watch as he didn't get the joke for so long.
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Person1: I do what I can
Person2: You mean WHO you can
Person1: Is there a difference?
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Wes: How gay are you?
Me: How gay are YOU?
Wes: Why does how gay you are depend on how gay I am? eek
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Shannon: *jumps on my back* Carry!
Me: Shannon, You're too heavy, can't I be on the top?
Shannon: Because I like the top!
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(Me and Ricky are out in the hallway)
Ricky: *Shoving my head down toward his crotch* ******** Suck it!
Me: *Makes feeble weakling attempt to struggle* I don't want to!
Ricky: (Really loud) DO IT ANYWAY!!!!
Mr.G: *walks out into hallway* Excuse me?  

[0blivion Rose]

Tyree-Shingen

"Is that how it's going to be?"

Hehe, Wind Waker has one. I took a picture. Sounds kinda nasty though.
gross
Nasty Deku Tree, who have you been sleeping with?!

This made me uber-lol

"Well, that's not for our souls to decide, now is it?"

 

[Tomqueen]

This thread is cool cool

Okay, guys. Playin' Flower, Sun, and Rain. This dude asks you to Jack-In to him (aka read his mind or something, IDK I'm only just starting it).

Peter: Come in, then. Come on inside me.
Sumio: [mentally] Weird guy.

And on The Big Bang theory the other day ...

Leonard: Look, Sheldon, we need to talk to you.
Sheldon: Why? If it's about the night the heat went out, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Howard: I thought we agreed never to speak of that again!
Sheldon: Just because we all slept together naked ...
Howard: he spoke of it ):  

[HamanoKumiko]

LadyNox

Most suggestive....

X. There are so many suggestive scenes in that series, verbal and non verbal, that I can't choose one to post. Fuuma need only get within a foot of Kamui and I'm already screaming 'gaaaaay'. Same goes for the other two wangsters in that series, Seishiro and Subaru. twisted

Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children. The final battle between Cloud and Sephiroth. They were pulling a Fuuma/Kamui! Especially that one moment when Cloud's up against the wall and Seph slams his sword into the wall, next to him.

Mind you, I don�t like these pairings but scenes like that sure as hell remind you as to why they�re so popular. ^^;

Edit: Ah! I just remembered some other things!

In Yu-Gi-Oh, when possessed!Jounouchi is fighting Yugi doesn�t Yugi profess his love for him? Oh and let�s not forget when Jounouchi enthusiastically cried for Yugi to mate with him. Yugi so eagerly agreed too! >3 Even Honda was like �that sounds kinda queer�. Ah, and at the end of the first issue when Jou drops his sneakers as he runs away and Yugi�s chasing after him, holding his sneaker!

Man, it�s like the mangaka wants us to slash them. It�s a wonder there isn�t as huge a following for wishshipping as there is for puppyshipping.

Also during the intro in Kingdom Hearts, Riku appears in the water and holds his hand out to Sora who runs after him while Hikaru Utada�s singing �you�re all I need�. Yeah, okay, �cause that�s not suggestive. >.>

OMG I never noticed that in the KH opener O_O....  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Oh lawwdy. We're watching "Spartacus" in class, the really old 60's version (why do people in old movies always look so sweaty? And orange!)

Anyway, there's this scene...I'm not sure what character it was, Crassus or Caesar? Anyway, Roman Dude, is having a bath, and his servant (Antoninus) enters (wearing undies.) Roman Dude asks his servant to wash his back. Servant obliges. (It's awesome already!)
This conversation follows:

Roman Dude: Antoninus, do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When i've got them.
Roman Dude: And do you eat snails?
Antoninus: No, I do not.
Roman Dude: Do you find the eating of snails immoral? (this is 'roundabout when I turn into a puddle of GIGGLES.)
Antoninus: No, I do not.
Roman Dude: I like both oysters and snails.

And by the end of that conversation I'm pretty much laughing my guts out. It was shortly followed by an almost equally homoerotic talk about how you have to "submit to Rome and love her" (lol)

Later on, Crassus says to his fellow soldies while planning an attack on the "Slave Army" that he "must have Spartacus" (with eeenormous emphasis on the word HAVE.) He then asks for a detailed physical description of him. After hearing that he's actually seen the guy before, he acts like some sort of nervous, love-sick schoolgirl (Oh dear! Did he see me? I must've embarrassed myself! I bet I looked like a total mess!)

HILAR.

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Wielder of Mighty Pencil!]

S a f f r o n S u g a r

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Oh lawwdy. We're watching "Spartacus" in class, the really old 60's version (why do people in old movies always look so sweaty? And orange!)

Anyway, there's this scene...I'm not sure what character it was, Crassus or Caesar? Anyway, Roman Dude, is having a bath, and his servant (Antoninus) enters (wearing undies.) Roman Dude asks his servant to wash his back. Servant obliges. (It's awesome already!)
This conversation follows:

Roman Dude: Antoninus, do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When i've got them.
Roman Dude: And do you eat snails?
Antoninus: No, I do not.
Roman Dude: Do you find the eating of snails immoral? (this is 'roundabout when I turn into a puddle of GIGGLES.)
Antoninus: No, I do not.
Roman Dude: I like both oysters and snails.

And by the end of that conversation I'm pretty much laughing my guts out. It was shortly followed by an almost equally homoerotic talk about how you have to "submit to Rome and love her" (lol)

Later on, Crassus says to his fellow soldies while planning an attack on the "Slave Army" that he "must have Spartacus" (with eeenormous emphasis on the word HAVE.) He then asks for a detailed physical description of him. After hearing that he's actually seen the guy before, he acts like some sort of nervous, love-sick schoolgirl (Oh dear! Did he see me? I must've embarrassed myself! I bet I looked like a total mess!)

HILAR.

- Oscar Wilde.

We watched that in Latin class! X3 Of course, my teacher (the most awesome lady ever, by the way), would frequently make comments about those scenes, and do some laughing of her own. Sadly, she retired before we could watch A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum with her.

On that note: "I'm Lovely." Yes.