Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Creative Charms]

She kept on hitting me with her wand  

[TheKyliebear]

her panda and my narwhal didn't get along cry  

[Solstice In Heaven]

that narwhal poked me  

[Toxic Friday]

Just because... (:  

[-Akiba Grim-]

Obviously he doesn't put out, silly willy!

 

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Oh no!

He arrested me for owning a liger and I don't even think he's a cop..
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Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

It's Silas!

 

[373s8f5789d30]

She was cheating on me with the doctor.  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Oh no!

He wore a suit to bed...how un-romantic...

BUT YOU'RE RUGGED, ROMANCE!!
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Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

It's Silas!

 

[Nightmare765]

Made the doctor give me "Physicals" everyday =[  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Oh no!

WOAH.

His octopus is smelly.
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Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

It's Silas!

 

[Nightmare765]

She kept calling my squid an octopus and kept poking it until it inked on me =[  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

A-sian not B-sian

His sour patch... what-evers, kept arguing before bedtime!

Oh no!

Asian!
*huggy glomp*

Uhm...because he..umm...had a squid on his head.
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Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

It's Silas!

 

[The Iliaddict]

this is ackward...if I'm gonna post, It'll be below another girl? I'd divorce Silas b/c I'm not like that xD  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Oh no!

Uh, that's happened a lot guy-guy girl-girl but you're new (i think? o.o) so oh well. Pretend it's not if it bothers you that much.

I say because..uh...you stole mah monies O>O
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Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

It's Silas!