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 Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:11 pm
no,youll die in a week and a day because the bus ride from hell takes 8 days.and the reaper cant afford a plane.
if emo's are so anti-social why do they hang out in malls?
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:36 pm
Because no one would notice there 'anti-socialness' in a library!
Why aren't Panda's horny? (it's so sad, they'll never mate crying )
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:14 am
Because they are scared of lil sneezing panda's
Why is a kitchen a kitchen and not a bathroom O.o
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:44 am
because Mr. Bath would rather not live in a place where people eat
why are magnets called magnets if they aren't nets made for catching mags
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:11 am
They are named after the mutant Magneto (ad not, as everyone seems to think, the other way around)
Why am I so sensitive to the sun? My family has got no vampires >A<
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:07 am
You got biten by your vampire goldfish
Why is wood purple?
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:58 pm
Because it can't breath underneath all that bark.
Who put the 'Bang' in the Bangshebang?
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:02 am
Me
Why is my ipod trying take over my mind when it knows that apple already has it?
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:41 pm
Becaus Ipod wants it all
Why do i love red and purple
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:20 pm
because if u didnt the world would explode =P
how do cheetahs run so fast?o-o
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 2:40 am
they are secretly vampires...
why is are window's see through??
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 8:58 am
So that the stalker may see you
Why do there have to be proms?
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:39 am
Because then the stalker has an excuse to ask you out
Why is this emote trying to eat me arrow 3nodding
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 11:53 am
because its a carnivore =O
why is fire hot ?O_O
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:05 pm
Becasue god hates us all
why is a hoe a hoe
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