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Astra - unbelievably perverted; borders on narcissism and thoroughly enjoys the high she gets from being given paper cuts with the pages of her favorite books.

Haruhi - coming from a cowpoke home life, she never could get over the unusual - and quite fortunate shape - of an ear of corn.

Shin - doesn't necessarily participate in sexual acts directly; described more as a closet pervert who is an expert at peering through the blinds and shutters of windows.

Dcme - can't get enough of the white meat; especially the plus-size cowpoke kind.

Anon - will pretty much ******** anything that moves as long as it has curves and handles; a fair amount of time is used berating the potential sexual partner to the point where they become submissive like tenderized steak.

Muffins - being Latin, she enjoys anything spicy - food not excluded; her favorite kind of flavored lube is hot sauce - the hotter the better.

Mana - after having been in a committed religion for so long with a crazy Jesus fanatic, he can't seem to get off on anything but Jesus now; his favorite point during intercourse is when she smacks him across the face or a** and tells him that he has sinned and will be punished.

Az - being in the Army, he is no stranger to being around rough and tough men and women who would no sooner shoot you so much as look at you; his favorite escapade is the use of the end of an M16 barrel - still loaded with the safety off.

(Thinking time again. BREAK.)

You evil genius, you.

If you were on the job and wearing glasses, it'd be even more satisfying.