Suggestive Lines (*snicker*)

[Sushi-kaichou]

EvFaerAshlynn

Lily Evans, to Severus Snape, discussing "the Marauders" as the fans call them, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, pg. 674:

Quote:

"I know your theory," said Lily, and she sounded cold. "Why are you so obsessed with them anyway? Why do you care what they're doing at night?"

Snape is obsessed with what James Potter and his buddies get up to at night, is he? Normally, I don't do Harry Potter slash, but rereading this passage with yaoi on the brain... Hee-heeeeeeeeee. x3

omigosh... harry potter eek  

[Lemmonie]

Objectivist_musicnerd

I was watching Scrubs last night and the musical episode was on (a woman has a brain tumor that makes her hear people sing instead of speak).

Turk and JD were singing about "guy love" and JD sings "You're the only man who's ever been inside of me." and Turk says to the woman "Woah, woah, I just took out his appendix."

I ROFL'd rofl

Thats my favorite epi! If only for that song, but the rest are awesome too  

[Rock Paper Tofu]

Hehe. . .

 

[EvFaerAshlynn]

Tyree-Shingen

Hehe. . .

This officially made me WTF.  

[hameko105]

Sushi-kaichou

EvFaerAshlynn

Lily Evans, to Severus Snape, discussing "the Marauders" as the fans call them, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, pg. 674:

Quote:

"I know your theory," said Lily, and she sounded cold. "Why are you so obsessed with them anyway? Why do you care what they're doing at night?"

Snape is obsessed with what James Potter and his buddies get up to at night, is he? Normally, I don't do Harry Potter slash, but rereading this passage with yaoi on the brain... Hee-heeeeeeeeee. x3

omigosh... harry potter eek

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! rofl  

[Lemmonie]

EvFaerAshlynn

Tyree-Shingen

Hehe. . .

This officially made me WTF.

Thats so fricken awesome. Didnt get it for a few seconds  

[FagCake]

Politeness serves a purpose.
Civility and kindness are moral imperatives.

Me and my friend were putting together a jigsaw puzzle a year or so ago, and apparently this is all my mom heard:

Friend: "Just put it in there!"
Me: "It's not going to fit it's way to small!"
Friend: "No it's not! Just stick it in there, wait wait, put some glue on it first."
Me: "If it doesn't fit it will get stuck, then we'll need some kind of anti-adhesive to get it out and I don't want to ruin it!"
Friend: "Just give it to me, I'll ******** do it."
Me: "No! It's my piece!"
Friend: "Give i! GIVE IT TO ME!"
Me: "No! NO! Fine god damn it have it!"
Friend: "... See, it fits..."
Me: "... Holy s**t..."

Then my mom walked in with a horrified face and we just looked up at her, with the "what?" faces. And she just laughed.
A human being is part of a whole, called by us "universe", a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something sperated from the rest. A kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in it's beauty.

 

[Rock Paper Tofu]

Lemmonie

EvFaerAshlynn

Tyree-Shingen

Hehe. . .
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a104/tyree-shingen/never.jpg

This officially made me WTF.

Thats so fricken awesome. Didnt get it for a few seconds

Hehe, cause Uke in Hawaiian is short for ukulele.
I don't know why.
Well, what do you expect?
A cute guy saying 'me and my uke'?
It's an eye-catcher.
d(^__^)b

 

[carrionteeth]

At school one day, in PE...
Teacher:"Boys, that is not an appropriate way to use a bat!"
Me:
eek
rofl
The joy of being a yaoi fan.  

[Jiggery Pokery]

I don't know why I haven't posted these yet, but here are two that I overheard in class.

This line was said by some guy in Recent U.S History:
---RJ: I suck at oral!
It's less dirty in context though. We were taking notes on the overhead projector and it suddenly stopped working, so our teacher said that she would just give the notes to us orally. It was still really hilarious.

This one was in Foods class. Half the class was cooking and the other half was just chilling. This guy Justin comes in and asks if he came steal this guy Jacob for a video project thing. Now, I don't remember what brought this little conversation on but here it is:
---Justin: Because you're cute playing with a pink calculator.
---Jacob: (mumbling) I'm not cute.
Cut to me internally squeeing!  

[carrionteeth]

Okaay...I got another one now...
On school on Friday.
..
Guy mate:It tastes funny.
Me: You've got to shake it.

*A few seconds later*

Me: You're not very good at this, are you.
Other guy mate: Well, he can't shake it harder coz stuff'll come out of it.
Me: He shoulda done it before he put it in.
OTG: He could just put his finger over the hole...

It took me a few seconds to get how that sounded. He had got some chocolate milk from the canteen and didn't shake it to mix it together before he put the straw in the box.  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Australian show hosts tend to make out/flirt with their guests. Look up Good News Week and Rove xD Rove has this show segment where you have to answer questions, and one of them is "who would you turn gay for", and sometimes their replies/reactions are hilaaarious (and sexy, hurhur)
Not to mention that Paul McDermott, the host of Good News Week, gave a guest a charade-b*****b the other day xD

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[carrionteeth]

S a f f r o n S u g a r

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Australian show hosts tend to make out/flirt with their guests. Look up Good News Week and Rove xD Rove has this show segment where you have to answer questions, and one of them is "who would you turn gay for", and sometimes their replies/reactions are hilaaarious (and sexy, hurhur)
Not to mention that Paul McDermott, the host of Good News Week, gave a guest a charade-b*****b the other day xD

- Oscar Wilde.

Rove doesn't have that question anymore...he hasn't since, like, last season. I miss it.
Like when that guy went on and he had to ask "who would you turn straight for?" coz the guy's boyfriend was in the audience.  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Ice Age 3, guys.
Ice Age 3.

Diego and manny are being eaten by a huge flesh-eating plant:

Diego: I'm starting to feel a bit tingly...
Manny: Don't say that when we're pressed together!
Diego: I didn't mean it like THAT!

And then there's this part when they happen upon a HUGE colourful butterfly.
Buck: I used to know that guy when he was just a tiiiny little caterpillar, you know, before he came out.

xd heart

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[light shinomi]

Riosin

I'm curious about what lines you've heard in anime, manga or anything else that can be read as OH such more.

For example...

Me: *playing Kingdom Hearts II*
Sora: I care about her!
Sa�x: ...Show me then.
Mom: The potential child molester says what?
Me: *cracks up*

I can think of many perverted beginnings that end up nothing in Gakuen Heaven.