Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Toxic Friday]

★★ Toxic Says.. ★★

You're tiger bit me.


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[xII Ashley IIx]

All the girls wanted you...  

[Unit Blue]

The orange said so  

[Nightmare765]

He made me "play" with the teletubbies while he filmed D= Y_Y  

[Aquamere]

he tried to cut one of my eyes out so i would wear an eye patch with him  

[TheFrostMonster]

she was always wearing black  

[Jellymancer]

He tried to suck my blood.. <.<  

[TheFrostMonster]

her light was to shinny  

[Raptured Delusion]

He tried to pull me to the dark side OwO  

[xo Take Me Away xo]

She was wayyyy too blonde.
In the head, you know?
To put it in a nicer manner.  

[Unit Blue]

the apple told me to  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Oh no!

He was talking to my melons O.o
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Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

It's Silas!

 

[iCurly]

she would fly away whenever i tell her i was gonna hug her
emo

 

[Nightmare765]

She told me I couldnt have a pet monkey =[  

[ninja_yuffie101]

The octopus on his head tried to suck out my brains