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 Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:45 pm
Feels something fly off his head and looks down to see a pea rolling away. Lunch
Below me wants to get me lunch
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:32 pm
Bandaidd sees the pea rolling off the side of the dirt road an into a badger hole. Frightened beyond belief, but determined that Jack's lunch will be served to him in a timely manner, she straddles the hole and starts digging with her bare hands. It is not too much longer before the badger leaps at her in a snarl and they disappear into a flurry of dust as a battle to the pain ensues. Bandaidd emerges bloody but victorious and snarls at the badger to keep her distance while she retrieves the dried legume. She backs slowly away from the den and allows the badger to return, then sucks the dust off off the pea and finds a clean spot on her undershirt to dry it. Finally, she chases Jack down the road and into the sagebrush dotted hills and presents him with his lunch.
"Hijack! Have a pea."
Bandaidd always wanted to say that. She crosses it off her list and leaves.
Below me steals Jack's lunch.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:55 am
As Tes is driving by, he witnesses bandaidd, looking beat-up and disheveled, handing a pea over to Wretched Soul. Assuming the worst, he immediately slams on his breaks, charging angrily out of his vehicle and tackling his fellow Soul to wrestle the pea away from him. Upon success, he kicks his fellow Soul in the ribs one more time before chasing after bandaidd to return the pea to her... ever so proud of his own "chivalry"
Below me suddenly desires to have this pea that everyone has been troubled by.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:39 pm
*After watching TES crack Jack's ribs, Brat decides this pea must have magical powers for one Soul to turn on another. She leaps on her motor bike and catches up with TES, smacking him in the back of the head with her cane as he attempts to return the pea to Bandaidd.* Mine now
Below me wants to know what magic the pea possesses
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:26 pm
WTF! Why'd ya do that for? Rubs his rib cage and winces. What so special about that one, Lil? Shakes his furry head and glares at ThisEmptySoul. Ya need ta pay attention for ya jump to conclusions.
Below me will bring me a steak
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:29 pm
*shows up from out of nowhere with a steak for Jack* Here Jack, just like you like it......raw! xd
Below me is wondering where I came from so suddenly.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:07 pm
*Looks at katana68 dazed and confused and hides behind a tree*
The person below me has the sudden urge to go pee...
whee
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:53 pm
lol! it's too true. brb...
below me is courting Jack.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:53 pm
Courting Jack ~ *chokes on her dinner laughing* ~ Yes, I can just imagine dinner and movie rofl
Will shake some sense in to me for courting a good friend.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:38 pm
Lil Brat Courting Jack ~ *chokes on her dinner laughing* ~ Yes, I can just imagine dinner and movie rofl Will shake some sense in to me for courting a good friend.
I feel for a shake...Person below me will fulfill my wishes and get me a shake!!...strawberry....with whipped cream and a cherry on top...
ThankYOU! whee
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:50 pm
* Hands you a strawberry shake with a devilish smile*
Here..enjoy twisted !
Below me wonders where I came from and whats in that drink?
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:00 am
(Nightengale comes out of hiding.) How did you get here, QuietStorm? You didn't fill the shake with arsenic, did you? (eyes Quietstorm suspiciously)
Below me worships the ground I walk on. twisted
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:22 am
*sees Nightengale walking on consecrated ground* You! Up in the air now! Don't you know the earth is holy?
below me does a monologue on doorknobs for the Geezer Speech Contest.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:47 am
Doorknobs and everything you never wanted to know about them wink
The internet tells us that the first documented US Patent for something resembling a doorknob was issued in 1878 - to a man named Osbourn Dorsey. As is typical of the period, very little is known about Mr. Dorsey or most other African American inventors. Same can be send for musicians and other artists. Have you ever tried to research Scott Joplin. stressed
Oops, off topic, now where was I with the doorknobs.
Below me does not know Scott Joplin's music.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:51 am
I honestly don't, who is he/she/it?
Below me will explain this to me.
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