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New RN's. How bout it?
I desire to serve the Mistress and her ladies unconditionally
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I just want a drink
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Say What?
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Oh gawd. How am I going to walk in those heels?
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Cuwen

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:58 am


{{lol!! Well I'm lucky this morning, then. wink }}

Amy tilted her head to the side again. "This is the first time you've been sick with your pregnancy? Maybe you should read some books about it. Or Google it!! I bet there are lots of tips out there for it."

She looked at Ayami when she said she was happy Psy was sick. Her eyes were huge and she gasped slightly. Whaa?

But then when she tried to explain herself, Amy thought it was still kind of weird, but she could understand what she meant.

"Being sick is a sign of fertility when you're pregnant? I didn't know that. Kinda sucks for the woman. It's too bad the man can't be made to carry some of the negative side effects."

When Ayami said Psy would be a cute pregnant lady, Amy smiled softly and nodded, turning back to Psy. Then her own eyes went huge with excitement.

"Psy! I could transfigure you some maternity clothes when you get big enough! They'd be so cute! You could even match the colors of your clothes with the sex of your baby if you find out!"
PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:01 am


*nods along with Amy as she talks about maternity clothing*
*sips coffee in between ideas*
Fabulous idea! whee
You know I was pulling some extra weight for you
with the passing along the demands area wink
I'm so proud it paid off!

*giggles*

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:06 am


*Is about to again tell Ayami to dial it down a notch stressed but then she hears Amy going on about being "big enough" eek and matching clothes with the sex of the baby. eek stressed * WHAT?!!! What do you two think this is…THE CIRCUS!!!! scream stressed I'm NOT going to be "cute" and all "matchy matchy"!!! stressed That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!! talk2hand
PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:10 am


Amy remembered Psy's outbursts in the past, so she wasn't too phased by this one. Plus, she was sick and pregnant! Anyone would lose their temper. Even more motivation to try and cheer her up more!

Amy grinned at Ayami and then at Psy. "You mean ridiculously fun! If you try it, Psy, I'm sure you'd love it! Just throw yourself into all the fun of being pregnant! It'll help offset the negative stuff like morning sickness and swelling! Oh, make sure you drink plenty of water to help with that. I don't know much about pregnancy, but I know that drinking lots of water can help with swelling sometimes, and plus you'll need to drink more water, anyway, with another being growing inside of you! Oh!! Maybe you should ask Ka... er..."

She looked Ayami when she was about to say the hush word again and quickly corrected herself. "Uh, ask the head chef over at JD to make some special foods for you!"

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:14 am


I can do special blessing for you each night too.
Long rituals to ensure health and prosperity whee
Oh Psy, you'll have that healthy pregnant swollen faced glow! 4laugh

*starts imagining cute little pregnant Psy*
ninja but I warn you...
Leko... is not found of...
children evil
PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:17 am


Cuwen
It's too bad the man can't be made to carry some of the negative side effects
{{They do. It's called "having to deal with the mood swings" and "coping with the wife not being as hot as she used to be" ninja *hides* }}

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:27 am


(( *Punches TES in the arm HARD making sure her huge ring gives him a visible reminder.* evil ))

*Hears Amy and Ayami start gushing about "swelling" and "glowing" and picks her latte up trying not to throw up right there on the bar or throw her latte on the two of them. stressed talk2hand She says absolutely nothing and leaves to go back to bed.* talk2hand
PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:36 am


{{So you're saying a woman becomes less 'hot' when she becomes pregnant, bringing new life into this world. What's a man's excuse when he becomes less hot and produces nothing in the process? wink }}

Amy grinned brightly at Ayami's offer of a special blessing. "That's great! Oh Psy, that has to make you excited! A special blessing from an angel is... Psy?"

She turned back to look at Psy and noticed her pass through the office door on the way to her quarters. Amy shrugged and looked back to Ayami. "She must want to go lie down since she's not feeling better. Maybe there's a blessing you could do for morning sickness?"

Amy hopped up onto a bar stool with a quizzical look at Ayami. "You mentioned rituals to help with fertility. Can these rituals be performed to also heighten... well, sexual desires? Like, cause a person to hit on someone else even if they have been in a committed relationship with someone else for over a year?"

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:36 am


ThisEmptySoul
Cuwen
It's too bad the man can't be made to carry some of the negative side effects
{{They do. It's called "having to deal with the mood swings" and "coping with the wife not being as hot as she used to be" ninja *hides* }}

((Hey some men like that you know, the whole pregnant lady thing.. maybe you just don't know what you are missing out on pirate plus mood swings can be fun! You never know what you are going to get next! eek ))
PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:44 am


eek Amy!
I do not dable in such things as sexual desire! talk2hand
You'd need to speak to Leko in concern with that stare
But no, not I, I only speak of things to really help the spiritual health
which in turn nourishes the mind and
blossoms the spirit.
Growing a great tree of knowledge and chaste ways.
We can only hope to enlighten each new life from the start

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:53 am


Amy nodded. "Okay. I didn't know if you did that sometimes to help people produce or not. I didn't know how all that worked. Hopefully I'll see Leko sometime soon so I can ask her."

She smiled, then, shifted her boa around her shoulders. "So how are you doing, Leko? It's been a long time since I've seen you. I forgot what a nice influence your attitude can be in the mornings."
PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:58 am


*exhales*
I've been alright..
A bit too busy stare
Things could be so simple....

*trails off in wonderment of thought, sipping down coffee*
How are things going at your establishment?

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ThisEmptySoul

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:01 am


Cuwen
{{So you're saying a woman becomes less 'hot' when she becomes pregnant, bringing new life into this world. What's a man's excuse when he becomes less hot and produces nothing in the process? wink }}
{{It takes two to tango, you know. A woman doesn't just spontaneously produce life on her own so she doesn't get sole credit for "bringing new life into this world". But even if you want to go that route, one's deeds do not negate physical aesthetics. One can solve all the world's problems and still be ugly as sin.}}
Cuwen generated a random number between 1 and 20 ... 8!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:09 am


{{But you were saying that women can become 'less hot' rolleyes by getting pregnant. If you go down that vein, though I think most women look so pretty and cute when they're pregnant, then the reason they might become less hot is because of the toll the pregnancy takes on their bodies. A very good reason for it, and they produce something beautiful and miraculous for that toll. Men? Their degenerative appearance usually comes from drinking too much beer or not watching what they eat. So women have a good excuse IF they lose some of their looks and have something great to show for it. Men?}}

Amy was slightly confused. "What would make things simple? Having two of you? Because I think you've already got that advantage in a way."

She laughed softly and then stretched her back slightly. "And things have been okay at Aqua Springs from what I've been able to see of it. Both Kits and I have been very busy lately, and I haven't been able to go over to Aqua Springs as much as I'd like to right now. I just got done getting the garden I put around Karrie's house ready for fall, and I'm in the process of doing the same to mine. Do you know garden fairies change their clothes when the seasons change? It's so cool! They're wearing brown, dark green, orange and red outfits now."

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Liada Trovaras

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:15 am


Opening a portal near the end of the bar Liada trudges out with her giant crowbar and takes a few deep breaths. Its been an early morning sadly and she couldn't get any further work done without caffeine. With the effects from lack of sleep she forgot to close her portal as she went behind the bar to grab her daily Dew fix. She pats Ayami on the shoulder and sees that there's someone new in the bar so she politely and sleepily waves at her. Morning all, how's it going?
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