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 Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:48 am
Because its hungery
Why does my mum keep phoning me up?
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:20 pm
She is kaputt too? (btw, kaputt = broken, but you might have guessed that already)
What is the price of success?
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 4:22 pm
$49.95 plus tax
What is black and white and red all over?
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:12 pm
The Penguins of Madagascar, duh!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:23 pm
The Owl said three....so its three
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 9:11 pm
*pistol whips and steals the ice cream bar*
What is your favorite colour?
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:43 am
Octarine.
How does octarine look?
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:44 am
A diapointing mix of purple and green
Do you know Granny Weatherwax?
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 2:27 am
Yes <3
What should you do when you encounter an elf?
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 7:45 am
Ask you mom if you can keep it.
What if there was no gravity in my head?
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:07 am
you would have a higher IQ
why do people hate pepsi if they drink coke and vicea versa
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:29 am
because they think that because pepsi starts with a p it tastes like peas, and then pepsi lovers make up other excuses back
how many years in one thousand years?
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:56 am
one and a time machine.
How many books do I have? Not including those stored in the at the attic and the school books...
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:11 am
one less if than if you bought one more
why is a blu stik called that if it's not blue or a stick
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:06 am
Cuz the inventor was on crack.
Why do rattlesnake hang out by my back door?
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