Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[TheBestKindOfMad]

Because what'swrong with smiling like a kitteh? blaugh  

[xXx-Crazii_Kookiez-xXx]

b/c she was a child molester or whore  

[TheFrostMonster]

because she never told me that she was married before  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

because his smile reminded me of the Joker ghaaaa  

[x--PrettyLittleLights]

because she was having an affair with the garden gnome..... XD  

[koolay0]

Because She Was Too Smexy For My Taste razz  

[44hrygydi]

He was too gloomy.  

[R0cknR0b]

She tried painting on my face  

[44hrygydi]

He looked more like a ninja than a pirate and I prefer pirates. sweatdrop  

[Emily Maeve]

Because they read too many books of the wild west genre.  

[TheBestKindOfMad]

Because She sucked @ playing the violin.  

[R0cknR0b]

She's a CIA agent sent to spy on me disguised as a waitress!  

[koolay0]

Because he Never Revealed His Face Even During Our Wedding Day D:  

[R0cknR0b]

I do not marry guys!  

[koolay0]

Because He Denies Our Marriage xD Lol