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 Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:41 pm
Yes, we definitely need more coffee... *glances down at her midsection*, but I'd better pass on those donuts. Everything goes straight to the lower quadrant these days. xp
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:29 pm
If you're not gonna eat those donuts, could I have 'em?
I stopped caring about staying in shape when I started to have to care about staying in shape. About 27 years of age, as I recall, the fat started sticking around and I started getting out less.
Got fat, then got married a year later. I was a skinny little pretty boy from college until then, but I got no action until...
Hmmm... I remember, in college, all the really big chubby guys always seemed to have the prettiest dates... I asked once and she hinted that it was hard not to look good next to a tub o'lard and those guys tended to be... easier to handle...
Double hmmm....
Don't waste those donuts, I got me some pounds to put on!
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:39 pm
*Hands you the donuts*
It's not so much I care about looking all fat - it's the fact that I can't afford new clothes gonk
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:47 pm
Remember the Jack Sprat nursery rhyme? That is me any my husband... he is a walking twig and I am a bit round... I am actually trying to lose weight... but at my age it is quite a struggle. The new thing I have started is doing some good, but like all things I try, it works when you first get started, then when the weight stops going you start to get it all back two fold.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:24 am
*spraying out bits of donut from his mouth as he talks.*
You know *mmmrph, gnumph* I've always THOUGHT I was fat, but when I look at old pictures of myself *gomble, chew* I realize that I wasn't. I was a pretty thin little geek *gnobble, mumph.*
Now, these days, I have PROOF that I'm fat *gobble, gulp* My ideal weight is 180 *gnosh, gnosh* but I'm about 230 right now. *Gargles a donut and takes a swig of Milk of Magnesia. Wipes his face with the back of his hand.* You should have seen me when I got married! *Munch, snarf* I've lost about 40 or 50 pounds since then.
*Beeeeeelch.*
Thanks for the donuts!
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:08 am
I am soooooooo.... glad that I don't actually have to watch you eat scream
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:48 am
Lil-Jo I am soooooooo.... glad that I don't actually have to watch you eat scream Guess what? I GET TO WATCH HIM EAT! crying When we go out and eat with his family, we call him "Covered With Goo". rofl
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:15 pm
Umberella, I've always liked your signature, but right now it seems particularly relevant... xp xd
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:55 pm
rofl Sorry Umbrella, but on this end it does hit the funny bone a bit. The been there, done that rings true.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:05 pm
Ugh. I think I ate too much... and I can't quite get all the cream filling from that last Bismark out of my eyebrows.
(Harumph. She should talk. Once, Umberella and I were kicked out of one of those "English Tea Shops" in Portland. This was when we got overly enthusiastic with some sort of multi-layered pastry. They said we were being lewd, but we were just hungry after a long plane flight.)
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:45 pm
rofl oh my gosh!!
this is certainly the thread to visit when you need your spirits lifting after a long day, Harbone, i'm quite sure you're certifiable, but you're highly amusing with it so i don't care rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:59 pm
Getting kicked out of a joint in Portland... that would take some doing...
And yes, Harbone does keep our spirits up. wink
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:07 pm
*Comes into the thread, broom and mop bucket in hand, and cleans up all the crumbs.*
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:30 pm
Yessir, it's why we keep the ol' boy around ^_~
Not just fatherly advice, no, no, but laughs.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:05 am
Whenever I watch the kittens nurse I am reminded of the scene on Meet The Fockers when they talk about milking the cat...
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