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[lurichan]

BOO!  

[lurichan]

*fades like an apparition*  

[Ascher]

lurichan

BOO!

My black little heart! Oh god!
*has a heart attack and dies*  

[lurichan]

This is a no dying zone.  

[Ascher]

lurichan

This is a no dying zone.

*comes back from the dead as a ZOOOOOOMBIEEEEEE*

Zombie Ascher: Okay okay... I'll try to remember that... Can i have your brains Luri?  

[lurichan]

Ascher

lurichan

This is a no dying zone.

*comes back from the dead as a ZOOOOOOMBIEEEEEE*

Zombie Ascher: Okay okay... I'll try to remember that... Can i have your brains Luri?

No you can't have my brains, I'm still using them.  

[Ascher]

lurichan

Ascher

lurichan

This is a no dying zone.

*comes back from the dead as a ZOOOOOOMBIEEEEEE*

Zombie Ascher: Okay okay... I'll try to remember that... Can i have your brains Luri?

No you can't have my brains, I'm still using them.

Oh... Okay then... Just lemme know when you dun need them anymore 4laugh
It's good to be back *hugz* smile  

[lurichan]

Ascher

lurichan

Ascher

lurichan

This is a no dying zone.

*comes back from the dead as a ZOOOOOOMBIEEEEEE*

Zombie Ascher: Okay okay... I'll try to remember that... Can i have your brains Luri?

No you can't have my brains, I'm still using them.

Oh... Okay then... Just lemme know when you dun need them anymore 4laugh
It's good to be back *hugz* smile

*huggles* it's nice to have life, or at least unlife in here. It seems people keep missing eachother overall.  

[Dearest Darling`]

gonk I don't want to go! crying  

[Ascher]

*climbs into the treehouse humming "The Gods Made Heavy Metal" to himself and tries to get a drink from the minifridge... Which he forgot was posessed...

Pain filled screams of anguish can be heard for miles around the treehouse, and Ascher is seen violently thrown crashing through the window...
He lands on the ground with a sick thud...*

All I wanted... was a Dr pepper... *dies*  

[Ascher]

*the clouds in the heavens part and a beam of light shines down upon Ascher''s corpse. He slowly floats to his feet and is not revived... but respawned...

Announcer-Ascher has entered the treehouse!

He loads his spas-12 shotgun and makes his way to the minifridge...*

"Okay... let''s try this again..."
*he says pumping a shell into the chamber and taking aim at the fridge...

Ascher is seen thrown violently out of the same window...*

Announcer- Ascher was fragged by the minifridge!

*the clouds in the heavens part and a beam of light shines down upon Ascher''s corpse and he respawns again*

Announcer- Ascher has entered the treehouse!
Announcer- Ascher was crushed by the minifridge!
Announcer- Ascher has entered the treehouse!
Announcer- Ascher was gibbed by the minifridge!
Announcer- Ascher has entered the treehouse!
Announcer- Ascher was b***h fragged by the minifridge!
Announcer- Ascher has entered the treehouse!

"Screw it... I''ll get my soda from the vending machine down the street..."

Announcer- Ascher was FLATTENED by the vending machine down the street!  

[lurichan]

lurichan

Ascher

lurichan

Ascher

lurichan

This is a no dying zone.

*comes back from the dead as a ZOOOOOOMBIEEEEEE*

Zombie Ascher: Okay okay... I''ll try to remember that... Can i have your brains Luri?

No you can''t have my brains, I''m still using them.

Oh... Okay then... Just lemme know when you dun need them anymore 4laugh
It''s good to be back *hugz* smile

*huggles* it''s nice to have life, or at least unlife in here. It seems people keep missing eachother overall.

rofl rofl rofl That was amusing.  

[Dearest Darling`]

blaugh Go Ascher!

Looka mini fridge eek *hides*  

[Ascher]

Announcer- Ascher has entered the treehouse!

"I have come for my revenge frigid one..."

*a loud explosion is heard for miles around... And Ascher is seen holding a smoking missile launcer over his shoulder, a large hole where the minifridge once was...*

"Ha!... You is dead... that'll learn yeh to muss wit teh King..."

*He is too busy gloating his victory to notice that the announcer didnt announce his frag... too busy to notice the minifridge slowly lowering itself from the cieling.
He grunts his displeasure and looks down as a drop of slime lands on his shoulder... and looks up into the angry maw of a possessed minifridge baring its teeth...*

"No... Its just like in that movie with Sigourney Weaver..." are his last words before....


Announcer- Ascher was pwned by the minifridge!  

[Ascher]

*looks up blankly into the sky and utters his last words...*

I''ll... have... my... revenge... Icebox of satan..... *respawns*