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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:09 pm
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King Henry Toes. Yes, you read that right. I typed the word "toes." I just pressed the "enter" key five times because I have five toes on each of my two feet. Toes are actually useless. Why do we have toes? They serve no purpose. Toes are the exact opposite of fingers. With fingers, you can pick things up. Toes are essentially the same as palms. The palm serves no purpose other than being something the fingers can connect to. Toes are worse than palms. At least you can place something on your palm. Nothing fits on your toe. And some people think toes are ugly. Your feet don't need toes. You don't need feet fingers. You can train your toes to pick up items, but why would you want your toes to pick up objects when you have fingers? And, your toes are almost always covered up. You're always sticking them in socks and shoes. And, when you stick your toes in socks, you get sock lint between your toes. Toes are a bother. If I could, I'd sell my toes. You can have them for a quarter each, or two dollars for all ten. I'll even throw in my appendix. My appendix is useless. It serves no purpose...but I'll save that for another time. The main idea of this is I have ten toes on each of my two feet on my one body and they are useless. They are the exact opposite of fingers. Fingers have purpose, you have pick up objects with them. Fingers pwnZZorz. Don't you need toes to stand up?
And if there weren't toes, then my mom and dad couldn't give pedicures in the nailshop... and you know gosh darn right that most vietnamese parents work/own a nail shop! How will we get paid 20 dollars each if they had no toes? Well...you'd have to be paid by commission... but you know..
xD
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:42 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:44 pm
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King Henry Toes. Yes, you read that right. I typed the word "toes." I just pressed the "enter" key five times because I have five toes on each of my two feet. Toes are actually useless. Why do we have toes? They serve no purpose. Toes are the exact opposite of fingers. With fingers, you can pick things up. Toes are essentially the same as palms. The palm serves no purpose other than being something the fingers can connect to. Toes are worse than palms. At least you can place something on your palm. Nothing fits on your toe. And some people think toes are ugly. Your feet don't need toes. You don't need feet fingers. You can train your toes to pick up items, but why would you want your toes to pick up objects when you have fingers? And, your toes are almost always covered up. You're always sticking them in socks and shoes. And, when you stick your toes in socks, you get sock lint between your toes. Toes are a bother. If I could, I'd sell my toes. You can have them for a quarter each, or two dollars for all ten. I'll even throw in my appendix. My appendix is useless. It serves no purpose...but I'll save that for another time. The main idea of this is I have ten toes on each of my two feet on my one body and they are useless. They are the exact opposite of fingers. Fingers have purpose, you have pick up objects with them. Fingers pwnZZorz. Dude....My brother was talking about how toes are useless this morning... xd He was on the couch and jumped on and put my feet in his face, xd
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:27 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:49 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:15 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:19 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:37 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:41 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:41 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:07 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:13 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:24 am
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