Suggestive Lines (*snicker*)

[User_2629207]

I got a good one!
Um, it's kiiiinda spoiler-ish so I'm putting it in white smile
If you haven't seen the 1972 movie Cabaret, then go rent or buy it RIGHT NOW. It is awesome. SO awesome. And has a lot of homoerotic vibes. One o' them hoyay movies smile With cabaret girls. yeah.

Anyway! On to the fun!~

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Brian: Oh SCREW Maximilian!
Sally: I do.
Brian: ...so do I.

-cue me doing the victory dance because I totally saw that coming-  

[xhauntedsoulx]

I just found out something about KIngdom hearts originally in the game riku and sora were supposed to be lovers but when disney found out they got angry and demanded that a girl be put in there for sora thus kairi came to be. i'm dead serious people this is no joke

so props to squeenix for trying that biggrin and now we now why it's so heavily hinted in the games XD  

[Pretty Pretty Priceless]

xhauntedsoulx

I just found out something about KIngdom hearts originally in the game riku and sora were supposed to be lovers but when disney found out they got angry and demanded that a girl be put in there for sora thus kairi came to be. i'm dead serious people this is no joke

so props to squeenix for trying that biggrin and now we now why it's so heavily hinted in the games XD

You mean blatent.

Sora and Riku are gay...Kairi is just......there.  

[xhauntedsoulx]

XIII falling stars

xhauntedsoulx

I just found out something about KIngdom hearts originally in the game riku and sora were supposed to be lovers but when disney found out they got angry and demanded that a girl be put in there for sora thus kairi came to be. i'm dead serious people this is no joke

so props to squeenix for trying that biggrin and now we now why it's so heavily hinted in the games XD

You mean blatent.

Sora and Riku are gay...Kairi is just......there.

of course your right!  

[one_smart_cucumber]

Iciak

Prince of Tennis, episode (I think) 147. The competition between the Japanese team and the American team is about to begin, and names of the people playing Doubles 2 are announced.

Commentator: ...Atobe Keigo and Sanada Genichiro!
Someone from the Japanese team: That's an interesting pairing.

xD I think it was Oshitari who said that, but I might be wrong, it's been a while since I saw the episode. I laighed pretty badly, because SanaAto is my main Tenipuri OTP. *points to her sig*

lol, i remember that episode. I was like "I know it is!" xd  

[ninja_xox]

my R.S class good times whee
Jack:ashley where are you putting your hand?
Ashley:know where
Jack:...arr
Ashely:you said you were ticklish
...werid silnce
Jacob:ya'know i dont think there a boy in are year who hasn't been touched
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jack:*wispers somthing into jacobs ear*
jacob:*lifts up shirt* go on then
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then there was the time jack.T got a text and he didn't want the teacher to see him read it ,so his head disappeared under table and he kinda rested it on ashleys lap and from the angle i was sitting it looked very suggestive



then there was one lesson where we had to debate gay marriage and my teacher ask for volunteers as examples a girlxboy and boyxboy there was no gilxgirl beacuse im the only girl in the class
so she picked John and Curtis ,then she asked if they should be together then i put my hand up and said i cant see them as a couple they dont look very happy together ,so then John rolleyes grabs Curtis by the hands and pushes against the walk 4laugh

but the best one was when jacob bent over infront of john to get his book and john shouted "oh shall i loob up my hand"then snapped jacobs boxers
(i was cracking up all lesson)

note:they are all "supposedly" straight  

[User_2629207]

ninja_xox

beacuse im the only girl in the class

Please remember to vote for
Royal Purple
in the avatar arena...

o.o Wow, the only girl! I don't know if I envy or pity you... They sound real cute though, so I'm leaning towards envy xD

...and
Mr.Peacock in the photography arena!

 

[kyoshiro elric]

mmm suggestive lines.......so many

there was a scene in Death Note before L was killed, L and Light was on the roof while it was raining. When they got inside they both had towels and L took off Light's shoes and began toweling his feet, he said:

L: We'll be going our separate ways soon Light......
Light: What are you talking about?
L: I'll be going away........


yeah something to that effect. and there was one in one of the dragon ball movies.

son Goku (as a kid): Balls? Dragon balls..... where are your balls?"

He said it to Bulma who happened to be asleep at the time.

There's this manga called Kamui, I don't know if anyone knows it but here's a pic Kamui manga pic, the character on the cover is the main character named Atsuma. I'll quote some of the lines in it.....

Shui to Atsuma (first time meeting): "Should I bring you some milk and a towel? Well, aren't you going to scratch me?"

Shui (to himself about Atsuma): "Landed on your feet. ...... I really want to tame him now."

Hyde to Shiki (about Atsuma): "I wonder how he tastes."
Shiki: "Dirty b*****d."

Yanagi to Atsuma (about Utsuho): "The first time I looked deep into his eyes they reflected nothing but darkness. It was the first time I felt joy. An embodiment of perfection that's almost inhuman. I knew that he was worthy of everything that I have."

it is a good manga though!  

[Purely Katie]

Oh close up camera two
Cause the hero dies in this scene.

I don't have any from books, but I remember some stuff from school. xD

In my chemistry class, the two guys that sit behind me, Alex and Cory, started singing 'Ain't no Mountain High Enough' to each other, in a very interesting duet. My friend and I just started cracking up. It was the best thing ever.

Then in my AP World class, my teacher, who is the best like you don't even know, was talking about the slave trades, and he said.

"The Muslims did the women and the children, and the Europeans did the men." I totally lost it. I nearly fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.

Your inspiration is the loss of absolutely everything.

 

[xhauntedsoulx]

this isn't really suggestive but my friends thought it was hysterical so i'm putting it up anyways

so i was reading a naruto manga a friend of mine lent to me and this happened

random girl: *walks up to me* you like naruto?
me: yeah
random girl: i like the sasunaru pairing what about you
me: well it kinda fits so yes i kinda like it
random girl: you know you kinda look like naruto
me: really?
random girl: mmhm i bet if sasuke got naruto pregant the baby would look like you
me:....what? gonk

i'm sorry but what am i supposed to say to that?  

[Pretty Pretty Priceless]

xhauntedsoulx

this isn't really suggestive but my friends thought it was hysterical so i'm putting it up anyways

so i was reading a naruto manga a friend of mine lent to me and this happened

random girl: *walks up to me* you like naruto?
me: yeah
random girl: i like the sasunaru pairing what about you
me: well it kinda fits so yes i kinda like it
random girl: you know you kinda look like naruto
me: really?
random girl: mmhm i bet if sasuke got naruto pregant the baby would look like you
me:....what? gonk

i'm sorry but what am i supposed to say to that?

(Directed at Ms. I-Like-To-Think-About-Men-Being-Impregnated, not you. Plus that was just ********' weird to say.)  

[Ichikage Kira]

ZOMG! How do ya'll find these things!
My friend did something like this in an RP
-in distance island appears-
Arianna:Land, ho! -points in Nayume's direction-
Nayume biggrin id you just call me a hoe?
Arianna: And if I did?

Oh, while I was at my friend's house, she had this KH2 poster another friend made her. It was Sora and Riku, but the way it was set up, it looked like Sora was putting a blindfold on Riku w/ an apologetic expression. THe first thing in my head was "........yaoi rape scene?"  

[Lenre Li]

Ichikage Kira

ZOMG! How do ya'll find these things!
My friend did something like this in an RP
-in distance island appears-
Arianna:Land, ho! -points in Nayume's direction-
Nayume biggrin id you just call me a hoe?
Arianna: And if I did?

Oh, while I was at my friend's house, she had this KH2 poster another friend made her. It was Sora and Riku, but the way it was set up, it looked like Sora was putting a blindfold on Riku w/ an apologetic expression. THe first thing in my head was "........yaoi rape scene?"

It's not rape if it's consensual. biggrin  

[User_2629207]

xhauntedsoulx

this isn't really suggestive but my friends thought it was hysterical so i'm putting it up anyways

so i was reading a naruto manga a friend of mine lent to me and this happened

random girl: *walks up to me* you like naruto?
me: yeah
random girl: i like the sasunaru pairing what about you
me: well it kinda fits so yes i kinda like it
random girl: you know you kinda look like naruto
me: really?
random girl: mmhm i bet if sasuke got naruto pregant the baby would look like you
me:....what? gonk

i'm sorry but what am i supposed to say to that?

o.o I would run away. Maybe she was just kidding.  

[xhauntedsoulx]

S a f f r o n S u g a r

xhauntedsoulx

this isn't really suggestive but my friends thought it was hysterical so i'm putting it up anyways

so i was reading a naruto manga a friend of mine lent to me and this happened

random girl: *walks up to me* you like naruto?
me: yeah
random girl: i like the sasunaru pairing what about you
me: well it kinda fits so yes i kinda like it
random girl: you know you kinda look like naruto
me: really?
random girl: mmhm i bet if sasuke got naruto pregant the baby would look like you
me:....what? gonk

i'm sorry but what am i supposed to say to that?

o.o I would run away. Maybe she was just kidding.

she wasn't she was dead serious D8