The Corrupted Wish Game

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, a giant 'Y' falls from the sky and crushes you

I wish for more IP

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

Granted but League of Legends shuts down forever more.

I wish for Crack to have a beautiful head of hair.  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

D:

Granted but my hair attacks you on sight. :3

I wish I could just automatically get A's

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

Granted but you were kicked out of school and receive them from your hobo friends. ( A in Hobonomics! )

I wish for an awesome Rave party.  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted but the rave party turns out to be held by tapeworms inside of your body.

I wish for more sleep.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

Granted but as you just fall asleep you die, forever sleeping.

I wish for a wish idea  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

That's actually really awesome. Can that happen? Lol

Granted, everything you own disappears

I wish you would stop posting so fast.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

That doesn't grant my wish!
I didn't get any idea for a wish!

I wish for retribution on the genie!  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted the genie dies but the genie was you from the past so you die as well

I wish for a sheep farm

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

Granted but you are a terrible Shepard and all your sheep die no matter what you try to do.

I wish for nothing, resulting in absolutely no change to the universes, dimensions, time, or any of the participants in this realm, including me, as a result of any wish granting magic of the genie, ultimately resulting in no change what so ever to this existence in any possible way.  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted life continues on without anything ever changing ever and thus just continues on forever in a loop of boring nothingness.

I wish this girl would stop being so hard to read.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

That would be a magical change to the universe resulting in it being stuck in a boring loop of nothing changing!
I stated that they genie would be unable to change anything, "result of any wish granting magic of the genie", not nothing ever changing ever again. HA!

Granted, she turns into a book that you can easily read about her life story up until the point she turned into a book.

I wish for the most non-lethal thing ever.  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, you acquire herpes

I wish I speed read and permanently remember things I have

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

I think there are things more non-lethal that that =P

Granted, you can now speed read and permanently remember things you have now but you can no longer remember anything else from this point on, such as what you do tomorrow, or the next day, or so on.

I wish for a gold nugget.  

[TillxGone]

Granted, you get a chicken Mcnugget that is golden crispy.

I wish for 100 Chicken Mcnuggets.