Talk about blowing s**t out of the water.

[The Master uses Thread]

I WANNA BE THE PRIEST!! SANGOME IS MY ASSISTANT!
-drags her to the altar-

SAY YOUR WORDS!! Do eet now!
Swear on my checkered parade panties! : D

...

No touchie. mad

 

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Well, whatever.

This was all fun now, but i'm gonna hightail it outta here. It's painfully obvious this is all a joke anyway. Nice try, you guys. I hope you all had your fun~! This would make a good psychotic Broadway musical.

Ser'sly folks. If you didn't notice by all the sarastic banter by now that this was all a sham, then you have issues. Seriously. I knew it was a sham from the start.

Oh well. Have fun everyone~!  

[Fidei Defensor]

WTHPDTMC: Fair enough. That makes my life a hell of a lot easier. ^^ Erm...Groom, your response?

Me: ^^ I vow to love you and care for you just as much as everybody suggests. I have nothing to hide; people told me that we should go together, and even with our personality types being very much alike, I suspected that something might be there. And, to the world, there is. Therefore, I have decided to fulfill all of your fangirlish fantasies by providing this vow for you, all right before your eyes! I shall pledge allegiance to these for as long as I may live.  

[infernal_soul]

*pokes the checker parade panties* =o ooh  

[Fidei Defensor]

WTHPDTMC: Wow...If that wasn't some kind of satirical statement, I don't know what is...Anyways, if anybody has a reason as to why these two should not be forced to wed under everybody's faulty accusations, please speak now or forever hold your peace.  

[infernal_soul]

..... surprised ....  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

HERE COMES THE FINALE!

Wait, I'm supposed to be gone. Hah. Whoops.  

[infernal_soul]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

HERE COMES THE FINALE!

Wait, I'm suppsoed to be gone. Hah. Whoops.

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

infernal_soul

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

HERE COMES THE FINALE!

Wait, I'm suppsoed to be gone. Hah. Whoops.

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"SHH" YOURSELF! D:<  

[-Houshin Engi-]

D< I OBJECT YA MOFO!

and i know whats gonna bring Qwerty back to me!

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! > biggrin

Okay kids, that was a bit much. It's all fun and games until someone posts pr0n. You've had your fun, please, don't scar the rest of us any more than we already are. >_> ~ That one chick behind the couch  

[-Houshin Engi-]

redface That is so hot.

Achika, I choose you! I'm sorry, Alex. It was a good run, man. crying  

[Fidei Defensor]

That it was. ^^ It just isn't happening. I'm afraid that I, with no manhood left whatsoever, just can't top that.

Anyways, whoever didn't get the message by now is officially retarded. A relationship between me and Qwerty just isn't going to happen. ^^ Fortunately, it happened all without me being blasted to smithereens.  

[infernal_soul]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

infernal_soul

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

HERE COMES THE FINALE!

Wait, I'm suppsoed to be gone. Hah. Whoops.

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"SHH" YOURSELF! D:<

D: Yes ma'am.  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Sheesh Poke, tell us what we all already know? >.> I couldn't come up with this crap if I tried.

Anyway, this has been a production of Insane Lesbian Industries. THE END.

CREDIT ROLL!

"Groom" - Pokemaster
"Bride" - Qwerty
Jilted Lesbian Lover - Achika
That one dude - Zero
That one chick - Sangome
That one other chick with the checkered panties - Yuure
Forum - Itself

Anime Garden ~ (c) 2007

Epilouge -- Whatever happened to the Panty Parade?

Panties: FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Sangome: I hate barrels.

EL FIN  

[infernal_soul]

Guess what.... I knew it was a sham from the beginning. n.n