Corrupt a Wish! Game

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but there're the REAL demonic anklets, and you become a servant of whom used to be the most beautiful angel in heaven but rebelled.

Yes, Big Bad Lucifer.


I wish that what I just said did NOT sound like I worship him. neutral  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but then Satan comes back as Lucifer and everyone worships him.

I WISH I COULD FORGET ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN TALES OF ABYSS LAST NIGHT. DDDDD:  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but you forget everything you remember about Tales of the Abyss.

I wish I had a memory card that wouldn't get corrupted so I could play a "Tales of" Game.  

[Agent-Obvious]

Granted but then your PS2 explodes taking the Tales games with it. [What kind of memory card is it? I know there is this one type that you can't trust cause it will currupt your data in a heartbeat.]

I wish that The Bridge to Terabithia was not so sad U_U  

[Maestra de Gladi]

Granted, but it gets infected by a trojan virus from a porn site you happened upon by accident while searching images on google.

I wish I had a Metallic blue Fender Strat with black trim <3

x3 sup homies, haven't been in here in a LONG time.

 

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but the one you are given is made for a person whose dominant hand is opposite to yours. (Unless you're ambidextrous, in which case it comes without strings. ^^)

I wish I had enough money to put Renée, my 1984 Peugeot 505 GL, through the body work it so desperately needs. (So that it can pass inspection...*crosses fingers*)  

[Maestra de Gladi]

Granted, but as soon as the body work is complete, your car gets totaled by a semi.

xD will it pass inspection NOW Poke?

I wish I had more raspberries.

 

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but then you eat too many and get sick and puke. Eww.

...I wish I could think of a wish to be corrupted.  

[Maestra de Gladi]

Granted, but it's so corrupted that it bursts into flames.

I wish I had a pet squirrell

 

[Agent-Obvious]

Granted but it bites you and gives you rabies

I wish I could watch Order of the Phoenix today!  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but fifteen minutes into the movie there are technical difficulties and you're unable to see the rest of it.

I wish Gaia had something interesting to do.

[No, seriously. IT'S GOTTEN SO BORING LATELY. ._.]  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but then Gaia is forced to shut down, courtesy of the influx of GD kiddy-porn trolls.

I wish my SNES emulator actually...well, worked. XD  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but it only plays the crappiest games you can find.

I wish I had some KFC chicken. Yum yum!  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but it's the old KFC chicken, with 50 grams of trans-fats per piece. (Even those little balls that have nothing except fried batter in them.)

I wish I could find a job, so I could build up enough money to give Renée a new muffler. crying  

[Maestra de Gladi]

^ granted, but when you get the money you're mugged on the street by an old lady you just helped across the road, and then she steals your car.

I wish Stephen Harper would lower the gas prices here >.> all for Alberta, EH, HARPER?!