Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Collowrath]

TeaDidikai

My great great great great Grandma was a Witch who was burned at Salem.

I think I am the male reincarnation of your greatgreatgreatgreat grandmother!  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Romanus

TeaDidikai

My great great great great Grandma was a Witch who was burned at Salem.

I think I am the male reincarnation of your greatgreatgreatgreat grandmother!

And therefore the Fyrst Male Wycckan! The Chosen One Is Upon Us!  

[PurpleDragonsGems]

TeaDidikai

I call to the guardians of the East- of lightening and Pikachu!
I call to the guardians of the South- of Fire and Charizard!
I call to the guardians of the West- of Water and Squertal!
I call to the guardians of the North- of Earth and ... oh ********. I can't even complete that without feeling so dirty I would spend the rest of the weekend in the shower.

*falls over in helpless gails of laughter* Man, I'm glad I got over my Pokemon craze before I started researching various forms of paganism.  

[PurpleDragonsGems]

"OMG You got the Death card! AM I GONNA DIE?"  

[TeaDidikai]

But... but... the little inscription on my rune necklace says it's for XYZ!  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

That 'ring on a string' thing is just superstition! Not like my 100% Purified and Blessed Silver M3jyck Pendulum! Look, it's even got a certificate!  

[Collowrath]

Henry Dorsett Case

Romanus

TeaDidikai

My great great great great Grandma was a Witch who was burned at Salem.

I think I am the male reincarnation of your greatgreatgreatgreat grandmother!

And therefore the Fyrst Male Wycckan! The Chosen One Is Upon Us!

Omg! I must bring balance to the Force!  

[Kuroiban]

"Watch me as I invoke these anchient words of power! Klatu! Varata! Nii...um...what?"  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

So last night I entered the astral plane, transformed to maximum, and opened the Death Gate to perform Lotus Inverse for an astral sparring match...  

[TeaDidikai]

Chakra Power!  

[PurpleDragonsGems]

I worshop Manu.  

[TeaDidikai]

I can feel the Mana flow... now where did I put that Sproutling?  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

TeaDidikai

I can feel the Mana flow... now where did I put that Sproutling?

The cow isn't anywhere. It's in my mind.

I call upon Undine and Salamando to destroy you! ANTIPODE 3!

(Anime or Video Game Syncretism at its finest. Or worst.)  

[Pelta]

"My familiar made me do it!"  

[Gideon Starorzewski]

Henry Dorsett Case

So last night I entered the astral plane, transformed to maximum, and opened the Death Gate to perform Lotus Inverse for an astral sparring match...

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