Why did you divorce the tektek above? >>WORD GAME<<

[Madame Linwe]

he was secretly an ninja.

 

[[B u b b l e]]

Her seals bit me when we made out o_0
 

[Trekkette]

he wouldn't shave his mohawk

 

[Em is for Moron]

She wore a ball gown to bed...those jeweled chains hurt!
 

[A Story Worth Telling]

...Snuff___Princess...

She wore a ball gown to bed...those jeweled chains hurt!

She would never look me in the eye. 3nodding

 

[My Poison Death]

burning_eyes Because that crazy b***h tried to paint my breasts gold and cover me with glitter!....
 

[[Joxer] the Mighty]

Becuase she tried to suffocate me with her hair
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[Starrys]

because she beat me with her Kiki
 

[Asumie06]

because she wouldn't stop watching me.



It's a dude...  

[Lady Ariana The 13th]

Because he turned too angelic and looked too much like a woman...
 

[A Story Worth Telling]

Asumie06

because she wouldn't stop watching me.



It's a dude...

You know, he was a really nice guy. He always put the needs of others first, he never cheated, he never even used bad language. But after a while I started to feel a little...unworthy next to him. Not to mention he made me feel kind of masculine, too. eek But it's okay. I got the mini angel wings and the halo out of the divorce. rofl



Ugga ugga!  

[Estatic Fetus]

She took the phrase "bikini wax" to a WHOLE new level.
 

[nlklllsojndbpfj]

All she did was listen to music all day, she never listed to me, not even when I told her I was pregnant with her baby D=

xDDDDDDD


 

[A Story Worth Telling]

[Geek.Love]

All she did was listen to music all day, she never listed to me, not even when I told her I was pregnant with her baby D=

xDDDDDDD

All she did was sit around and play dungeons and dragons. Then she would run through the house yelling "I beat you with FAIRY MAGIC!" At least I think that's what she was saying. Those teeth gave her such a lisp
it was hard to tell.

 

[Enelya Anarion]

Living with her was like living with the Addam's Family! You ask her what's for dinner and she'd hold up our pet cat. A person can only handle so much darkness, and walking through a graveyard every night for a romantic getaway is just a tad too much for the normal!



Oh, and did I mention that she'd snore louder than a stampede!? At least I got to keep the kitchen sink after that divorce.