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*Brushes off the dust and sets it out*

heart Kilts? ?? heart

Would a ribbon stay on biggrin

Nothing at all! They should stay traditonal. 4laugh

Actually, the last bit of the song goes "I don't know where ye been, me lad, but I see ye've won first prize." It's the only bit I ever remember of the song.

As for kilt jokes, I'll complete one from earlier in the thread (though I dunno if this was the correct answer or not).

Why do the Scots where kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

I really hope I don't get banned for that one...

some poeple ask me if anythng is worn under your kilt and i tell them no nothing is worn everything is in fine working order. by Mike Meyers.

One of my friends wears a ultiakilt occasionally...... and he goes traditional apparently.....

I dont have a joke...I do have a story...

I dont know how many people here are familar with the SCA, or Pennsic War...but this is a Pennsic Story.

My very first Pennsic, at my very first Pennsic party, I was sitting on the ground under a large pavillion at the Burning Hand Clan.

The Burning Hand men usualy wear 2 things. Kitls and Shoes.

It was a very rainy night, and the party I was attending was forced to stay under the pavillion, and the boys (who wernt invited, but had no other place to hang out in camp) were growing restless.

Suddenly, they turned all the lights out, and I turned to see what was going on, only to a scrotum in my face, illuminated by a glowstick that had been tied to the man's p***s.


So, glowsticks should be worn under kitls.