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 Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:59 pm
*pops head out of water* razz I'm not mean, I'm resourceful you dirty minded man. *looks at bandaidd* sweatdrop Um, Sir yes Sir! *lifts self out of water to do two hundred more*
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:04 pm
crying
*shakily gets back into push-up position and starts doing some more*
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:20 pm
*drops into a perfect plank position and spreads legs and puts left arm behind back for the first one hundred to show them how it's done*
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100!
*puts right arm behind back for the second 100 and continues*
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200, ma'am!
*jumps to feet and dusts off hands a little out of breath, spreads a large tarp off to the side of the thread and walks over to dump truck parked nearby*
Driver! Hey! yoo-hoooo! Yeah, you can leave the shoes here. Make sure they all land on the tarp or you're not getting paid.
*opens a small purse filled with gold coins to show the driver, then supervises the shoe drop-off which is delightfully careful and precise. she hands over the gold with a smile*
I've been needing to get my shoes polished for a long time.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:05 pm
scream Sir I have completed the 200 push ups as request Sir. May I have permission to go back into the water before I dry out like a sardine, Sir?
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:08 am
*off to the side, hunched over a pile of shoes* *sigh...* '_ '
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:19 am
*Is doing her pushups with her tail* emotion_awesome
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:34 am
... one ninety-eight.... one-... ninety-nine....... *wobble wobble* .... t... two-.... huuuuuuuundred *collapses*
*huff huff*
Two hundred, ma'am crying
Permission to curl up and die now, ma'am? crying
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:00 am
::Maune walks over and puts down two bottles of water for Tes then goes to the side and starts to do some push-ups for Bandaidd::
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:55 am
1000 pushups completed. Good work, geezers. Sakura and TES are dismissed!You can die after your shower, TES. Good start, nice form Liada and Maune. 3nodding
*picks up a shoe and notices a scuff mark and throws it back on the pile* Not bad, private, but you can do better!
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:13 am
aannnnnd.....200! Done for the day mam! scream *Hops off her tail and goes for a snack*
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:53 am
*takes an extra long time in the shower*
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:00 pm
@.@ The polish from these fumes is making me feel funny...
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:17 am
1200 pushups done! Good job, Liada.
*throws some water toys in TES's shower, so he'll have something fun to play with while he's in there*
*feels Hot-Pants* You don't feel funny to me. You feel kind of squishy and mammalian and warmish. Ah-shmblsh! Pardon me. *wipes nose*
*wonders where Maune went and how many push-ups he finished* Kids these days. rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:44 am
I think you forgot to throw in a Playgirl mag in there Brandy, I don't think those toys will be good enough for TES. wink
*makes pink lemonade and brings a glass to Hot-Pants* Want one?
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:01 am
A magazine in the shower? That's silly. It will get soggy and ruined.
I was thinking he could plug up the drain with his washcloth and if he had enough colored rubber duckies, they could play earthlings and space invaders or something.
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