Are you a natural killer? |
Why yes, yes I am. |
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Who, me? *looks innocent* |
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:44 am
Hooks up hose to bio-dome and releases toxic gas to kill thread.
Mwhahahhahahhahah! twisted
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:36 pm
bandaidd is sorely tempted to give a prize for most creative thread-killing ideas. So far psyzapp has been extremely entertaining!
bandaidd resists temptation. wink
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:17 pm
OH COME ON!!!!!! I think that is a FANTASTIC idea…DOOOOOO IT!
*Psyzapp army crawls into the thread and strategically places sets of Claymore Mines while wiring them all together* This should do the trick! wink *Once everything is precisely calibrated, she goes far, far away, pushes the red button on her remote and watches (with a smirk on her face) the thread get blown to kingdom come* twisted
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:14 pm
I think that is a better idea then trying to kill a thread.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:32 pm
*looks at watch* Hmm, I think I've got time for another cup of coffee. *meanders out of thread*
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:13 pm
* A figure is seen walking out of smoldering smoke and ashes. QuietStorm quietly looks around at the pieces of thread all around him. He sits and mutters a silent mantra repeatedly. The pieces began to glow . Suddenlt the pieces start to combine and thread starts to form before everyone's eyes. QuietStorm stands up and smiles at Psyzapp.*
Nice try...now.. think you can do it again?
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:47 pm
are we now keeping the tread alive to see how Pyzapp will kill it next? ^_^
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:52 pm
*takes a fire hose and proceeds to flood thread. Once thread is full of water, plugs in a toaster, puts in some nice sourdough bread, pushes lever down to start toasting bread and throws toaster into flooded thread.* They don't call me PsyZAPP for nothing. wink
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:57 pm
Takes his Katana and cuts a hole in the side of the tread. The water leaks out. He then performs cpr and revives the thread.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:21 pm
Hires Italian Mafia to "whack" thread and when thread least expects it she and her gang of Mafia Hit Men do a drive by and pump the thread full of lead. As the big black vehicle speeds away from the scene, the echo of her sinister cackle can be heard by all.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:26 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:31 pm
*Releases virus that mutates visitors to the thread into cockroaches*
I wonder what Psyzapp will do now? Everyone knows that at the end of time, the only thing left will be the roaches ~ damn things can survive just about anything. twisted
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:48 pm
*Psyzapp shows up dressed in bio uniform and wearing a gas mask. She proceeds to kill the virus with bleach (you know it does kill 99.9% of germs and even the flu virus wink ) and gasses all cockroaches until they are all flipped on their backs and stiff as a board. Just to make sure that the thread is dead, she pours gasoline over entire thread and as she leaves the scene, strikes a match and drops it. WHOOOOOFFF! burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:04 pm
*Sees the thread go up in flames and pops the sprinkler system.* Sorry to put a damper on your plans. wink
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:10 pm
Shows up in thread wearing a hockey mask, hip wadders and carrying a chainsaw. Starts chainsaw and proceeds to hack thread into unrecognizable pieces.
Leaves thread satisfied that the deed is finally done.
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